Holy shit, i just found a new snack thats better than seeing a virgin cheerleader juggle 12, dirty and highly infective syringes.
Ok, get yourself these new snack crackers called "flipside crackers" They are half Crackers and half pretzyls. The cracker itself is sexy enough to warrant a night alone with but dude...,duuuuude. Get yourself some NAtural Peanut butter, yeah uh huh you see where im goin with this. Work them bitches together and you got yourself a snack that tastes better than sex. Oh yeah, this concoction can only be ingested while sippin on some ice cold diet coke. If you aint got no coke go back to the store and return the crackers and call the whole event off. Shit, theres gotta be a way we can work pickles in there some how, hmmm....