Starting a fight.....

Lets say someone offers you a large sum of money to start a fight with someone. It can be anyone of any sex, h2h combat. Trick is, THEY have to throw the first punch.

What kind of person would you pick, and how would you start the fight?

Some barbie chick, I'd probably just start randomly saying, "I'm tired of your shit!"

She'll prolly run away haermm

Some average looking guy, I'd just repeatedly spit in his face.

Originally posted by Röland
Some average looking guy, I'd just repeatedly spit in his face.

hahaha, I would die to watch that

Originally posted by Selphie
hahaha, I would die to watch that

Originally posted by Röland
Some average looking guy, I'd just repeatedly spit in his face.

Originally posted by Röland
I kind of want to do it now just to see if the person would like be confused or if they would attack. haermm

If someone was doing that to me, I'd probably shove them away and be like, "What the f*ck, man!?"

not sure if I'd kill them right away though

Originally posted by Selphie
If someone was doing that to me, I'd probably shove them away and be like, "What the f*ck, man!?"

not sure if I'd kill them right away though

Walk up to a guy and punch his wife in the boobs.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Walk up to a guy and punch his wife in the boobs.

OWW

Originally posted by Selphie
OWW

kinda reminds me of Fight Club 😂

I'd walk up to some parents and ask them how much to buy their daughter while drooling and fondling myself.

I would chose someone who could give me a challenge. That'd probably be Chuck Norris or God.

I'd pull on Chuckie's beard hairs and tear them out at a medium pace. (It'd sound like velcro.)

For God, I'd go to heaven and grab snatch the harp from Michael, run towards God's throne and jump on top and throw the harp down, violently, and yell, TOUCH DOWN!

I'd steal all of Mattie's beer.

id walk up to some preppy chick whos real skinny but complains that shes fat and just push her in the garbage
then spit in her and yell, GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Impediment
I'd walk up to some parents and ask them how much to buy their daughter while drooling and fondling myself.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd steal all of Mattie's beer.

Stealing Matt's beer = Slow, painful Death. 😐

Originally posted by Impediment
I'd walk up to some parents and ask them how much to buy their daughter while drooling and fondling myself.

crylaugh