I KISSED A UFO, AND I LIKED IT.
weirdo ermmnone
I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in 6 months.
Proctologists from space will visit you soon.
I'm not ready for space-age tentacle mating yet
Too late, they're in Utah already. ermmhappy
ermmsad
Your ass is gonna hurt for like a year. noneermm
I thought you were going to kill me. ermmsad
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i put in for a name change to dark lord abc