Starfire vs Spider-man

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BlueFnord Member

Parker winds up tapping dat ace.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

With his tiny dick? Not likely at all.

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by Konton
One starbolt and he's done for.

One good punch and he's done for.

Not liking your odds, Pete.

I agree that he loses but one punch... Unlikely. She's a low class 100 on her best day. SM has consistent showings of taking hits of that level. As for starbolts she's going to have to use wide range blasts to hit him.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
With his tiny dick? Not likely at all.
Size of his dick was never referenced in the books.. makes me wonder if you used additional sources to find more info about his dick... What's up with that? 😘

StiltmanFTW CBvF

😆

Actually I believe it was. There are subtle hints everywhere and there was that shadow of Parker from a future... don't remember the issue atm.

And yeah, Kory one-shots him 😛

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😆

Actually I believe it was. There are subtle hints everywhere and there was that shadow of Parker from a future... don't remember the issue atm.

And yeah, Kory one-shots him 😛

Stilt, stop looking for penis references in comic books.😒

Golgo13 Senior Member

Starfire.

TheGodKiller True Killer

Last I checked, Kory is 6'4", while Parker is 5'10"(which is being generous to him as he's likely even shorter). I am not sure whether his junk would be enough to satisfy her.

JayDaDon World Champion

If it could satisfy black cat maybe he has a shot 😆

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Last I checked, Kory is 6'4", while Parker is 5'10"(which is being generous to him as he's likely even shorter). I am not sure whether his junk would be enough to satisfy her.
Irrelevant. Height I mean.

Golgo13 Senior Member

Kory slept with Roy Harper. I think Peter has the best shot out of anyone. After all, Kory loves to laugh.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by SamZED
Irrelevant. Height I mean.

True, just ask the Imp from Game of Thrones. Or fuckin' Wolverine who impressed Kitty whose boyfriend is an almost 3-metre-tall steel monster made in Russia
shocklaugh

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
True, just ask the Imp from Game of Thrones. Or fuckin' Wolverine who impressed Kitty whose boyfriend is an almost 3-metre-tall steel monster made in Russia
shocklaugh
Pedoverine

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Parmaniac
Pedoverine

Not really, days of teenage Kitty Pryde are long gone. Even despite retro-active continuity shit.

SamZED Senior Member

He's been constantly surprising her over the years im sure.

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

😂

JayDaDon World Champion
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Or fuckin' Wolverine who impressed Kitty
shocklaugh

What? When did that happen?

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by JayDaDon
What? When did that happen?

When he was parading naked in the X-mansion or something. Jubilee was there, too.

JayDaDon World Champion

Oh I thought u meant he slept with kitty