Jason vs. Spider-Man

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Wei Phoenix One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu
Originally posted by Mindset
Enyalus gayness is rubbing off on you

Wait I got one. Like Spider-Man rubbed off on you last night? OH YEAH!

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by I'm Bran
I doubt he could beat the Scooby Gang

While you're at it, why don't say that you doubt Freddy can beat Spongebob? I'd like to laugh at that one too.

I'm Bran Dead

Originally posted by Nemesis X
While you're at it, why don't say that you doubt Freddy can beat Spongebob? I'd like to laugh at that one too.
I never said that

Fact is, Jason would get netted and unmasked against Scooby and the Gang

Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Wait I got one. Like Spider-Man rubbed off on you last night? OH YEAH!
🙁

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Originally posted by I'm Bran
I never said that

Fact is, Jason would get netted and unmasked against Scooby and the Gang

Then they'll see the horror that is Jason's face. He breaks out of the net, kills the gang, kills the sheriff, and snaps that dogs neck. End of story.

Now lets get back on topic.

I'm Bran Dead

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Then they'll see the horror that is Jason's face. He breaks out of the net, kills the gang, kills the sheriff, and snaps that dogs neck. End of story.

Now lets get back on topic.

That has never happened. If you knew anything, all ghouls and goblins end their terror after getting unmasked. Fact

There's a topic?

Oh right. Jason slices Spider-Man in half. He snaps all webs, and Spidey can't do noffin

Silent Guardian Senior Member

Jason is a bum. He cannot even talk.

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by Silent Guardian
Jason is a bum. He cannot even talk.

Exactly how many zombies can talk?

I'm Bran Dead

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Exactly how many zombies can talk?
All of them.

You always hear 'Brains!'.

But Jason had like down syndrome or something.

Silent Guardian Senior Member

Originally posted by I'm Bran
All of them.

You always hear 'Brains!'.

But Jason had like down syndrome or something.

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

best post in this thread!

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by I'm Bran
That has never happened. If you knew anything, all ghouls and goblins end their terror after getting unmasked. Fact

If you knew anything, Jason kills all idiot teens. Fact.

I'm Bran Dead

Originally posted by Nemesis X
If you knew anything, Jason kills all idiot teens. Fact.
And the kicker here, and I think this is just fantastic; Scooby and the Gang always unmask their 'monsters'.

Plus, Scooby, and Shaggy now have a bunch of tech now. I was watching that Get A Clue show, and they had a flying robot. A flying ****ing robot.

Silent Guardian Senior Member
Originally posted by Nemesis X
If you knew anything, Jason kills all idiot teens. Fact.

What are you talking about! If he was really so bad ass than everyone would be dead at the end of all his movies.

I'm Bran Dead

Originally posted by Silent Guardian
What are you talking about! If he was really so bad ass than everyone would be dead at the end of all his movies.
Oh snap!

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Dude, quit screwing this thread up. This thread says "Jason vs. Spider-Man", not "Jason vs. Scooby Gang". Get A Clue? How old are you?

I'm Bran Dead

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Dude, quit screwing this thread up. This thread says "Jason vs. Spider-Man", not "Jason vs. Scooby Gang". Get A Clue? How old are you?
We were merely discussing what Jason is capable of. He can beat Spidey, but not Scooby.

What do I need to get a clue about fella?

Old enough to count by two's and tie my shoes.

Silent Guardian Senior Member
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Dude, quit screwing this thread up. This thread says "Jason vs. Spider-Man", not "Jason vs. Scooby Gang". Get A Clue? How old are you?

Okay in all honesty do you think Jason wins? Than if you do think he wins please explain to me how.

Also here is a little something I found: http://www.geocities.com/nightmarestreeetz/jasonsucks.html

do not take it to seriously. It was written by some prepubescent Freddy fan, who cannot proof read.

I'm Bran Dead

Oh ya, this thread shouldn't even be here. It's a comic vs comic forum chumbuddy. 😉

Silent Guardian Senior Member

Originally posted by I'm Bran
Oh ya, this thread shouldn't even be here. It's a comic vs comic forum chumbuddy. 😉

yea this is true, but I was just letting it slide b/c I am a huge Spidey fan and this is Spite in his favor.

Has Jason ever been in any comics?

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by Silent Guardian
What are you talking about! If he was really so bad ass than everyone would be dead at the end of all his movies.

There's only like one or two teens left in those movies. Big deal. In the sequels, Jason finishes them off and has to deal with more survivors in other sequels.