Originally posted by RölandOh, I know that, that's kinda like this.
One Night a man had a dream.
He dreamed he was walking along the beach with Jesus.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand;
one belonged to him and the other to the Lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life
there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest
and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned Jesus about it.
"Jesus, you said that once I decided to follow you
you'd walk with me all the way,
but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in
my life, there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when I needed you most you would
leave me."
And Jesus replied:
"****, one time I go for a beer and you have to be a prick about it."
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, I know that, that's kinda like this.One Night a man had a dream.
He dreamed he was walking along the beach with Jesus.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand;
one belonged to him and the other to the Lord.When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life
there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest
and saddest times in his life.This really bothered him and he questioned Jesus about it.
"Jesus, you said that once I decided to follow you
you'd walk with me all the way,
but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in
my life, there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when I needed you most you would
leave me."
And Jesus replied:"****, one time I go for a beer and you have to be a prick about it."
Originally posted by Bardock42My dentist has the real one hanging in his office...
Oh, I know that, that's kinda like this.One Night a man had a dream.
He dreamed he was walking along the beach with Jesus.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand;
one belonged to him and the other to the Lord.When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life
there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest
and saddest times in his life.This really bothered him and he questioned Jesus about it.
"Jesus, you said that once I decided to follow you
you'd walk with me all the way,
but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in
my life, there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when I needed you most you would
leave me."
And Jesus replied:"****, one time I go for a beer and you have to be a prick about it."