SpiderMcClane

What would happen if while chasing terrorists through the science fair John McClane had been bitten by the spider like Peter Parker instead..?

How powerful would he then be compared to Parker's spiderman...?

Wouldnt he be more powerful than a pubescent wussboy...?

And with McClanes toughness, experience and relish of combat, would he not, face to face, whip Spideys ass into the middle of next week...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
What would happen if while chasing terrorists through the science fair John McClane had been bitten by the spider like Peter Parker instead..?

The greatest thing ever, thats what would have happened.

I can't exactly see a balding Spiderman but the one liners fit perfectly and i've always thought that Spiderman should become a borderline alcoholic.

😂

Think of how bad a combination of McClane strength hangover would be when the Spideysense kicks in...

Plus side is, that at the end of the first Die Hard, he'd have been able to shoot web at Gruber and had some fun yo-yoing him up and down a bit before letting him drop.

What if McClane's mother conceived via midichlorians and then just before he was born she was bitten by a vampire as well as the spider later in life so he became a Jedi, day-walking SpiderMcClane.

Originally posted by jaden101
What if McClane's mother conceived via midichlorians and then just before he was born she was bitten by a vampire as well as the spider later in life so he became a Jedi, day-walking SpiderMcClane.

😂

Jedi Daywalking SpiderMcClane it is!!!!

How could Riggs or Sith possibly beat that...?

Originally posted by jaden101
What if McClane's mother conceived via midichlorians and then just before he was born she was bitten by a vampire as well as the spider later in life so he became a Jedi, day-walking SpiderMcClane.

blowup

ok ok ok, hear me out. What if in his attempts to cure himself from the radioactive spider bite and his vampirism. McClane experimented with Gamma Radiation in hopes to find a cure 😉 A Hulking DayWalking spiderCLANE

LOL The sort of guy who when he is angry, rips his shirt, turns green and bites, you cuts with a sword and shoots you 12 times before giving the miranda to the corpse, suspended from a bridge with webbing after a bad pun...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL The sort of guy who when he is angry, rips his shirt, turns green and bites, you cuts with a sword and shoots you 12 times before giving the miranda to the corpse, suspended from a bridge with webbing after a bad pun...

hey...,HEY, his puns are the best 😂

That is an image that overloads the neurons though 😂

Sorry, Sadako. This isn't a movie, so I have to close this.

It would be cool if we did have a "What if..." kind of forum to pit such kinds of scenarios.