Sith Daywalking SpiderMcClane Vs Jedi Vampire Green Riggslin

John McClane whos mother was clearly had something in common with Blade's mom, has an unfeasibly large midichlorean count gains him Sith training directly under the new New York police comissioner Dave Palpatine. He is bitten by a little spider in the newyork science museum. Which turns him into Sith Daywalking SpiderMcclane.

Martin Riggs was long ago bitten by a top shit Vampire while training in additional Jedi skills under Yoda Kowalski of 3rd division and he has gone to Goblin to get some serum in hope that it might cure him.... Well it didnt. It made Jedi Vampire Green Riggslin. And now hes pissed at McClane for giving him a ticket for parking.....naturally war ensues....so naturally he makes Murtaugh a half vampire and brings him along.

New York is the battle ground.

Full use of the City, Lightabers, the force, Hostage taking and all that good shit.

To the death. 😮‍💨

Chuck Norris wins. 😐

Facts we know:

Sith beats Jedi (sometimes)
Daywalker beats Vampire
Spider beats Goblin
McClane beats Riggs

Seems the 'Sith Daywalking SpiderMcClane' clearly has the wins on his side.

Jeez............

Who bit Riggs needs to be specified. Lestat? 30 days of night? Pretty vague here.

Murtaugh bit him; on the penis.

Seriously, who bit Riggs could make or break the deal.

Then McClane owns..

Why do I get the feeling Sadako will come in here and name a vampire that is far inferior to Blade?

If he's using Blade on one side, logically he'd be using a vampire from the Blade movie as well.

Blade vampires are weak, except for Drake. Anyone other than Drake and McClane pwns.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Chuck Norris wins. 😐

I'm with dadudemon

McClane FTW

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Who bit Riggs needs to be specified. Lestat? 30 days of night? Pretty vague here.

Its his choice of neck biter.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Then McClane owns..

Why do I get the feeling Sadako will come in here and name a vampire that is far inferior to Blade?

No. Far from it.
We dont allllll have your ethos. 😛

Pick your vamp.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
John McClane whos mother was clearly had something in common with Blade's mom, has an unfeasibly large midichlorean count gains him Sith training directly under the new New York police comissioner Dave Palpatine. He is bitten by a little spider in the newyork science museum. Which turns him into Sith Daywalking SpiderMcclane.

Martin Riggs was long ago bitten by a top shit Vampire while training in additional Jedi skills under Yoda Kowalski of 3rd division and he has gone to Goblin to get some serum in hope that it might cure him.... Well it didnt. It made Jedi Vampire Green Riggslin. And now hes pissed at McClane for giving him a ticket for parking.....naturally war ensues....so naturally he makes Murtaugh a half vampire and brings him along.

New York is the battle ground.

Full use of the City, Lightabers, the force, Hostage taking and all that good shit.

To the death. 😮‍💨

Whaaaat?

Yeah I know this is stretching it a bit, but please try to go with it, this should be awesome..

Okay. But if this gets out of hand, I'm closing it.

You're right, though: This might be interesting.

Originally posted by Impediment
Okay. But if this gets out of hand, I'm closing it.

You're right, though: This might be interesting.

Cant say no fairer than that... ✅