Agents J and K vs. Iron Man

Agents J and K (from MIB) are apprehending a rogue alien when Iron Man is flying overhead and intervenes when his scanners/sensors detect alien weaponry being used by the agents. Iron Man lands and tries to help, but Agent K, being the, well, paranoid person that he is, decides to shoot first and ask questions later. J and K leap into their car and press "The Red Button". The fight begins.

Iron Man has, well........his armor.

J and K have their Mercedes that can turn into the flying car that comes standard with weapons. They also have their Series 4 de-atomizers, noisy crickets, neuralizers, and those really big ass cannons that they used at the end of MIB II to kill Surleena.

This takes place in Manhattan.

Who takes this?

Iron Man.

Depends if Ironman underestimates their weaponry and tries to tank their shots...

In a non-PIS environment Iron Man obliterates them from low orbit or speed blitzes them.

It would be a cool fight though.

So he has PIS environments in some of his comics ??

I didn't see anything in the Iron Man movie that suggests that he can withstand de-atomizers but it might help if i knew or SAW exactly what the hell a de-atomizer does.

From what i can remember. I only saw Iron man enduring small arms fire and incredible pressure. I don't know what his suit can take as far as weaponry goes. I do know, however, he has incredible munitions attached to his suit as well as inspiring agility and speed.

I'm presuming that the men in black have no defense for Iron Mans weapons as well as no answer for his speed, agility or intelligence. Iron Man simply needs to do a target lock and J and K are dead. Where as J and K have would have to get a very very very lucky shot and even then, chances are, Iron Mans armor will be able to endure the blast from their weaponry. I say Iron Man de-atomizes the Men In Black with great ease 😉

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx

From what i can remember. I only saw Iron man enduring small arms fire and incredible pressure.

Stark got shot down by a tank shell while in mid-flight. He got back up quickly and destroyed it with a mini arm-launched rocket.

But still, it is a large leap to assume his suit can endure damage from MIB's high tech energy weaponary.

It's more an issue of actually hitting him imo.

The duo managed to tag a 20 foot monster moving slightly faster than normal human speed, and a large space ship moving in a straight line away from them.

You have Iron Man with the maneuverability and speed of a jet fighter meaning he can juke and jive and barrel roll etc at the drop of a hat. One strafing run at 200 MPH and it's over.

I don't know, that deatomizer seemed to be pretty powerful. Tony would need a few weeks prep to build something that can withstand alien technology.

He took a full on hit with a F-22 Raptor with no considerable damage seen.

MIB win because they have alien weapons and iron man doesnt.

J and k will outfly iron man in the car too

couldn't they just use the car to flash away tonys memory?

Tony wins cause he's fighting Will Smith. Will Smith sucks.
Ironman wins by default.

I doubt the memory erasure would work as well due to the fact the Tony is perceiving the environment digitally.

I don't know if they can tag him with the de-atomizer. Didn't it take a moment to load before they shot down Edgar's ship?

Iron Man takes this..

MIB was pure and utter shit ..

also will smith needs a new character as no one saw part 3 😂

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Iron Man takes this..

MIB was pure and utter shit ..

also will smith needs a new character as no one saw part 3 😂

You didn't like the MIB movies, Mark? shock

Oh, man. I love all of them.

Originally posted by Impediment
You didn't like the MIB movies, Mark? shock

Oh, man. I love all of them.

no matt not really

I think the only thing they they might have that Iron Man doesn't have an equivalent to is the flashy thingy - but I don't think that would work on Iron Man's mask - especially since all the Agents have to do is put on sunglasses to avoid it.

Tony just has better weapons. He himself can fly, and he can do it instantaneously. And he can multitask with Jarvis....

The truth is, if the Men in Black corporation buys a couple of Iron Man suits, they'd have practically nothing to do all day. [And their huge office could be put to better use, like being The Avengers meeting place.

Tony assimilates MIB technology, Game over.