zzz-mailing

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zzz-mailing

Emailing while asleep

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According to a case described in the medical journal Sleep Medicine, a 44-year-old sleepwalker logged onto her computer and emailed out party invitations to friends. Fortean Times magazine looks at this case and several other bizarre episodes of somnambulism. From Fortean Times:
The mails themselves were perhaps not up to the woman’s waking standard; each was in a random mix of upper and lower case characters, badly formatted and containing odd expressions. One read: “Come tomorrow and sort this hell hole out. Dinner and drinks, 4.pm. Bring wine and caviar only.” Another said simply: “What the…”

The writers of the report have dubbed this new variation of sleepwalking ‘zzz-mailing’. They say: “We believe writing an email after turning the computer on, connecting to the Internet and remembering the password displayed by our patient is novel. To our knowledge this type of complex behaviour requiring coordinated movements has not been reported before in sleepwalking. She was shocked when she saw these emails, as she did not recall writing them. She did not have any history of night terr_ors or sleepwalking as a child.”

Unlike simple sleepwalking, they argue, the activities the woman engaged in required complex behaviour and coordinated movement, as well being able to remember her login details. She had no memory of the events next day. It’s thought that the somnambulistic episode may have been triggered by prescript_ion medication.

I read this the other day haermm

I'd hate to be her when all the guests arrived.

"What the f*ck are you all doing here?"

"You sent us all invites, don't you remember?"

"...FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---"

*Insert* Colin Powell gif

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
*Insert* Colin Powell gif

Ahsoka, I want you to have my babies. 💃

she needs drugs

Originally posted by you get thorns
Ahsoka, I want you to have my babies. 💃

You have to buy me dinner first. biscuits

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
You have to buy me dinner first. biscuits

I'll even supersize it for you. 😎