Wolverine vs Man Thing

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Wolverine vs Man Thing

Fight takes place in the everglades.

There is absolutly nothing that Wolverine could do to Man-Thing. Man-Thing wins with the burn of fear.

Originally posted by tkitna
There is absolutly nothing that Wolverine could do to Man-Thing. Man-Thing wins with the burn of fear.
pretty much what I was about to say word for word.

Originally posted by tkitna
There is absolutly nothing that Wolverine could do to Man-Thing. Man-Thing wins with the burn of fear.

Yeah that sums it up.

Stalemate

Man Thing can continuously regenerate from the swamp indefinitely, and Wolverine can heal indefinitely.

Lol, kidding.

Although the Burn doesn't work unless Thing senses fear, and I highly doubt he'll sense that from Logan.

Yeah, I don't see how Wolverine's fighting ability would come into play in this one. Wolverine would eventually lose since he can't do anything to hurt Man Thing.

He could lead him out of the swamp. Man-Thing isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Originally posted by KingD19
He could lead him out of the swamp. Man-Thing isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

That might work if the thread starter didnt establish the fight took place in the everglades. Man-Thing would win. All he has to do for the victory is a KO right? If so, he could hold Wolverine under water until he passes out or even suck him into his own body. Regardless, Wolverine isnt taking even one in this scenerio.

Originally posted by KingD19
Stalemate

Man Thing can continuously regenerate from the swamp indefinitely, and Wolverine can heal indefinitely.

Lol, kidding.

Although the Burn doesn't work unless Thing senses fear, and I highly doubt he'll sense that from Logan.

Nah..It's "whatever knows fear burns at the Man Thing's touch" Logan is capable of feeling fear so the burn would work.

Man Thing FTW

Bump

Is this h2h? The everglades allows wolvie to use his stealth and other senses, which gives him the element of suprise. They both have equal healing and Wolvi can't be harmed by the fear thing because he's never afraid. What are man thing's best speed, strength and martial art feats? I say wolvie wins via speed stealth and martial arts ability. He could use nerve strikes. MT is at a disadvantage cuz he's not in an open area and thus wolvi can use his ninja skill.

Man Thing

Originally posted by Prep-Man
Man Thing
How? He's not even a 100 ton strength and wolvi beat Hulk. He's got no speed feats and wolvie blitzed Quicksilver. Manthing is a white belt in karate and wolvi is the best MA in comics. And MT has no enhanced senses so wolvi can sneak up and SNIKT! Fights over.

Originally posted by The Dark Cloud
Nah..It's "whatever knows fear burns at the Man Thing's touch" Logan is capable of feeling fear so the burn would work.

No, it only burns if the person feels fear while MT is touching them.

So if he pulled out his algae covered schlong he could cremate Wolverine, otherwise he'll have to settle for just beating him to death.

Wolverine is a pansy,-- a quivering jello of a man who only appears buoyant because he is perpetually afloat in a pool of his own urine, and whose hunched stance and growling bravado are merely red herrings meant to distract from the fundamental deficiency of his height, made all the more insurmountable by his adamantium skeleton. The truth is that Logan can't even tell when others are afraid, because his nostrils are always so stuffed up with his own unfettered cowardice. Simply the fear of his own fear, and the effects of the man-thing's touch, would make Logan curl up into a ball before the vegetal menace even got close to him. Since Wolverine is also an impotent, limp-wristed massochist, the idea of being burned by an entity so vastly superior to him would make his submission proceed with all the more alacrity.

Originally posted by long pig
How? He's not even a 100 ton strength and wolvi beat Hulk. He's got no speed feats and wolvie blitzed Quicksilver. Manthing is a white belt in karate and wolvi is the best MA in comics. And MT has no enhanced senses so wolvi can sneak up and SNIKT! Fights over.

What exactly could Wolverine do to Man Thing? His claws would be useless. Man Thing has no nerves to strike...he's basically just walking slime.

Originally posted by long pig
Is this h2h? The everglades allows wolvie to use his stealth and other senses, which gives him the element of suprise.

Man-Thing empathically senses the emotions of everything around him, passively. Wolverine couldn't sneak up on him, especially in a forum scenario, where we consider that the characters are fighting to the best of their abilities.

In any event, Man-Thing is also curious, so any emotions unique to the swamp (ie Wolverine) would attract his attention

Originally posted by long pig
They both have equal healing

maybe over long periods of time, but Man-Thing can reform from complete destruction in a matter of seconds, whereas it is possible to take wolvie down long enough for a KO

Originally posted by long pig
and Wolvi can't be harmed by the fear thing because he's never afraid.

Man-Thing empathically produces feelings of fear in his opponents, something people have been able to do to Wolverine in the past

Originally posted by long pig
What are man thing's best speed, strength and martial art feats?

He is slow, unskilled, and probably in the 5-6 ton range

Originally posted by long pig
I say wolvie wins via speed stealth and martial arts ability. He could use nerve strikes.

Man-thing has no nerves at which to strike....

Originally posted by long pig
MT is at a disadvantage cuz he's not in an open area and thus wolvi can use his ninja skill.
Originally posted by long pig
How? He's not even a 100 ton strength and wolvi beat Hulk. He's got no speed feats and wolvie blitzed Quicksilver. Manthing is a white belt in karate and wolvi is the best MA in comics. And MT has no enhanced senses so wolvi can sneak up and SNIKT! Fights over.

you... you haven't read much Man-Thing, have you?

Originally posted by inimalist

you... you haven't read much Man-Thing, have you?

Problem here is that you haven't read much Long pig, sarcastic little bastard that he is.

🙄

Not saying he can't be a nice guy on occasion, but well ..... ok, I guess he can't.

😐

no, I get that. I was like, 30% sure he wasn't being serious

man-thing is so awesome