Bruce Willis vs. The Punisher (movie version)

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Bruce Willis vs. The Punisher (movie version)

Bruce Willis from Live Free or Die Hard goes up against the Punisher.

Can Bruce beat this guy or will he get punished?

wrong forum I think.

And yes Bruce willis wins

Moving

Wait, huh?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wait, huh?

McClanage Vs The Punisher (guessing Jane; not Lundgren)

Originally posted by Robtard
McClanage Vs The Punisher (guessing Jane; not Lundgren)

No, I mean this:

Originally posted by Badabing
Moving

Punisher FTW.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, I mean this:

Bababing moved the thread from his forum to mine and made a note, is all.

Oh, he moved it TO here. I thought he was gonna move it FROM here.

McClane wins Very very quickly..
Sixth Sense Bruce Willis wins by haunting Punisher.
12 Monkeys Bruce Willis kills punisher then is amused by TV/radio jingles.
Unbreakable Willis cant be killed by Punisher.
Armageddeon Willis flies a nuke up Punisher's ass and stays behind to detonate it.
Moonlighting Bruce Willis solves the mystery of where Punisher's ass is and goes there and kicks it, whilst all the time arguing with Maddie.
Last Boy Scout Bruce kicks Punisher's ass, then hates his daughter some more.

The version of Bruce that was in 'Freinds' might get his ass kicked left right and center by Punisher though.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane wins Very very quickly..
Sixth Sense Bruce Willis wins by haunting Punisher.
12 Monkeys Bruce Willis kills punisher then is amused by TV/radio jingles.
Unbreakable Willis cant be killed by Punisher.
Armageddeon Willis flies a nuke up Punisher's ass and stays behind to detonate it.
Moonlighting Bruce Willis solves the mystery of where Punisher's ass is and goes there and kicks it, whilst all the time arguing with Maddie.
Last Boy Scout Bruce kicks Punisher's ass, then hates his daughter some more.

The version of Bruce that was in 'Freinds' might get his ass kicked left right and center by Punisher though.

😆 hysterical

The only Bruce Willis allowed in this fight is the one from Live Free or Die Hard.

Fair enough.

McClane it is: Ergo McClane FTW for now, but I will be able to comment more seriously when I have watched the latest Punisher.

Punisher has prep?

Preperation H..? 😛

You cant fight McClane with piles.... It'd be suicide.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Punisher has prep?

That still won't save him from sustaining massive amounts of McClanage.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane wins Very very quickly..
Sixth Sense Bruce Willis wins by haunting Punisher.
12 Monkeys Bruce Willis kills punisher then is amused by TV/radio jingles.
Unbreakable Willis cant be killed by Punisher.
Armageddeon Willis flies a nuke up Punisher's ass and stays behind to detonate it.
Moonlighting Bruce Willis solves the mystery of where Punisher's ass is and goes there and kicks it, whilst all the time arguing with Maddie.
Last Boy Scout Bruce kicks Punisher's ass, then hates his daughter some more.

The version of Bruce that was in 'Freinds' might get his ass kicked left right and center by Punisher though.

Satan Claus haermm

I've only seen the Lundgren and Tom Jane versions, and both would give McClane a hell of a time. Location,location,location. If it's in the Nakatomi building, it's a free for all. If it's at Dulles Airport, all right McClane(Seriously, that guy is one lucky bastard). DHWAV? McClane gets owned without Zeus to back him up. LFODH? McClane. Frank Castle is smart enough to choose a location that is his strong suit though. "Fly in the ointment" this!

Well Punisher could prepare his own funeral arrangements, I guess, making it easier on any remaining family he has...

Hehe quite the claim Will, I look forward to seeing this, if he is that good at violence. The Zeus thing was allowable under Buddy movie law.
Showing us how the lone wolf functions in a pack sortathing.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
I've only seen the Lundgren and Tom Jane versions, and both would give McClane a hell of a time. Location,location,location. If it's in the Nakatomi building, it's a free for all. If it's at Dulles Airport, all right McClane(Seriously, that guy is one lucky bastard). DHWAV? McClane gets owned without Zeus to back him up. LFODH? McClane. Frank Castle is smart enough to choose a location that is his strong suit though. "Fly in the ointment" this!

McClane is a one man army, you must be thinking of buddy-cop films like Lethal Weapon, where the antagonist needs his better-half to constantly save him from the antics they get in.