Utahians, cronic masturbators?

Utahfag here, I'm about to masturbate.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
saddlebacking is when fundamentalist christian girls protect their technical virginities by taking it in the butt

****, if that's not the connection between religious fundamentalism and tax loopholes....

tax poopholes?

No that's like, you know, when you're in high school and you just think "wow, this almost makes tolerating your self-righteous ass and your antisemitic parents almost worth it."

It's the crazy religious people who have the most trouble following their own rules.

It's funny, they keep saying gay marriage 'undermines' straight marriage yet Massachusetts has the lowest divorce rate in the country. Second lowest is Connecticut.

Nevada obviously has the highest rate but the next highest rates are in southern red states. What a surprise.