Riggs Vs Sloth

Riggs is sent to arrest the Frattellis, and while Ma and the two boys have fled, Riggs is taken by his search to the caves from the Goonies movie. As he has a tipoff that Sloth is there.

An incident with a trap happens that seperates Riggs from his gun and he comes across Sloth before he can find his gun again...

Who wins H2H...?

Sloth turns him into a hand-puppet.

LOL 😂

I just a had a disturbing image of Sloth with his hand up Riggs' arse, while Sloth does the "Hey yoooooooooooooou guyyyyyyyyyyyys" in a high pitched voice while using his other hand to move Rigg's bottom lip in synch with the voice.

Riggs kicks Sloth in the nads, then calls McClane in from the sideline with his SUV rumbling.

There are no SUVs in caves, and theres no McClane avaliable here, although that tactic would be a surefire win for Riggs otherwise....

I like the thinking there though. ✅

Hey, cops stick together ✅

What about a surfboard? Is there a surfboard around?

Im afraid not and theres no shipping containers, either, sadly.

Damn the MVF gods.......

Is Sloth ever shown taking a genuine beating?

From Ma maybe...

(He survived a blow to the head that did that to his face when Ma dropped him.)

Sloth versus Merrick!!!

I think Sloth would win there... He has the reach and strength over Merrick, I think.