Choose your own fate!

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
1. I call in the Justice League. The Joker is too unpredictable.
2. I hide for a while and **** him up with a flamethrower when he's not expecting it.
3. I'll take him on if I have Extremis, and win.
4. I borrow Punishers special bullets
5. I take him on and win.

I'd choose scenario 3.

1. I had no idea that Punisher`s equipment includes JLA communicator 😛

2. The simultaneous fire from two hi-tech microwave heat projectors did nothing but forced Carnage to retreat back. They failed to knock him out. You really think a flamethrower would do the job? No way.

3. No, you wouldn't.

4. What special bullets? I don't recall Punisher ever using anti-hulk bullets 🤨

5. Not likely. GL training counts as an outside help.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

4. What special bullets? I don't recall Punisher ever using anti-hulk bullets 🤨

punishers AP ammo wont help against Hulk

either Hulk is very pissed and the bullets wont do squat
or he isnt and they go thru his skin but then he recover quickly anyway

Originally posted by Starscream M
punisher had a gun that ripped Rhino's hide

Wasn't that a bazooka from Stuart Clarke? It doesn't count as conventional weaponry.

I remember one Punisher issue(Ennis issue?) where he used some kind of nuclear bullet to stop the Hulk.

Who has taken down Carnage and how did they do it?

Sentry tore him in half with bare hands 😄

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
I remember one Punisher issue(Ennis issue?) where he used some kind of nuclear bullet to stop the Hulk.

Who has taken down Carnage and how did they do it?

He fed Banner with explosives or something like that. He detonated them after Hulk had done the job for him.

Firestar has what it takes to stop Cletus' clock.

Then I'm screwed with number 2.

The only fight where you can possibly win is #1.
And even that is highly doubtful.

2 is tough, but doable. 1 IMO, is the hardest one. Simply because conventional weapons aren't gonna cut it against Joker.

The rest are suicide missions. Ironman with Extremis helps, but Doom's always had the better armor.

Didn't read the thread, got sidetracked with flashbacks to the old Choose Your Own Adventure novels : )

Originally posted by Starscream M
In each situation, you have enough time to master your equipment.

1. The Joker is after you. You have access to Punisher's entire arsenal (only conventional weaponry).

2. Carnage is after you. You have Spiderman's powers.

3. Dr. Doom is after you. You are wearing the latest Iron Man armor.

4. Hulk is after you. You have Wolverine's powers without the adamantium skeleton.

5. Cyborg Superman is after you. You have a Green Lantern ring.

1 = Id kill the laughing bastard no problem.

2 = id fight Carnage, if i start to lose im running like hell... ill probly end up running

3 = if anything id paint my armor green and apply for a job at castle Doom. Doom hitman/lacky sounds better than actually fighting the guy.
if i had to fight him his magic would probly kill me.

4 = running like hell. this is a horrible fight to be in, the fact my bones can brake just makes it worse.

5 = easily done. give me a ring and only what i can figure out for myself in a month then im screwed, but give me time to master it, ill win.

Mastering the ring? You'd have to be over skyfather with it, (IE: surpass a guardian) because Henshaw insulted them after they shot at him.

And to anyone thinking 1 is easy and that you can be the guy to take Joker......you're kidding yourselves. 😬 Joker is crazier than anyone else in comics, and he's one of the few people who even Batman fears. On top of this, he's a maniacal genius with no restraint or psychological weakspots to exploit. Batman does not kill, but who else makes him test it? Who else pushes him the farthest? And Joker has beaten down hit squads, hired thugs, Batman, Cassandra Cain, and more. He is a fiercesome CQC combatant and his moves are impossible to read.

I'd be scared shitless of fighting someone like the Joker for real. I guarantee all of you would feel the same if he was right behind you now. Don't move. Don't speak. Just..........feel the knife closing around your throat. The coarse gloves delicately fingering your jugular. Hear the laughter ringing through your ears.

And breathe in the acidic smell of your life's blood pouring your body.

That's the Joker. The stuff of nightmares. ❌

Originally posted by TricksterPriest

I'd be scared shitless of fighting someone like the Joker for real. I guarantee all of you would feel the same if he was right behind you now. Don't move. Don't speak. Just..........feel the knife closing around your throat. The coarse gloves delicately fingering your jugular. Hear the laughter ringing through your ears.

And breathe in the acidic smell of your life's blood pouring your body.

That's the Joker. The stuff of nightmares. ❌

It's so obvious you got turned on typing this.....

Anyways,I could take anyone mentioned in this thread in H2H,so bring it.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
It's so obvious you got turned on typing this.....

😆