How to entertain an American for hours?

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I own you! Restricted

How to entertain an American for hours?

Suggestions must be simple!

Jack Daniels WOW!

booze , strippers , tv , internet , boxing , football , wrestling , strippers , watching your wife clean the house nude while your kid is in school...mmm I better stop...though I cant wait till the kid moves off to college!!!!!!!!!! non stop house cleaning! except maybe on the holidays when youngin comes home then back to good parent time..house will be clean though!

Red Nemesis The Blind Critic
House will be clean though

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hysterical

Bicnarok From Ganymede

Ask the person to explain how big, ace and epic their country is.

Mindship Snap out of it.

Have her stand on the audition line for American Idol.

WrathfulDwarf THE LOOSE CANNON

WoW

screwtheroses Pigs on a wing

cowtipping ? 😂

lil bitchiness -
Originally posted by Bicnarok
Ask the person to explain how big, ace and epic their country is.

Heh. That made me chuckle.

Kinneary Ex scientia tridens

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Ask the person to explain how big, ace and epic their country is.

Hey, we love our country, and you love talking about our country. Just the way it goes.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

Bewbz and more bewbz, that is the way to entertain me 😄

Deja~vu Dreamer

Re: How to entertain an American for hours?

Originally posted by I own you!
Suggestions must be simple!
Just talk to us and not only will we be intrigued with you but you with us. 😄

Oh yeah, cow tipping. I didn't even believe that was real until I knew people that did that. hahahaha oH And snips, and those little rabbits that I thought were real. The ones with the antlers...HAHAHAHAH. I just remember the name. Jack a lopes....hahahahah. And I wondered how they could jump with those huge antlers....lol

shiv Spirit of Tengu

we like our cholesterol fried and the batteries in our tv remotes fully charged 🙂

Deja~vu Dreamer

So male like. 😂

HoldenCaulfield Restricted

Get one of them to commit a high school massacre, then let all the others watch it on tv.

jaden101 Restricted

How to keep America entertained for hours?

9/11

Come on. Don't tell me you weren't glued to the screen and watched that shit over and over again.

It's easily the most gripping tv you or I have ever seen.

Sad but true.

Darth Macabre Grey King of the Debb

Wow, glad to see the epically enlightened responses in this thread.

jaden101 Restricted

Yours clearly being one of them.

GCG Red Bull

Originally posted by jaden101
How to keep America entertained for hours?

9/11

Come on. Don't tell me you weren't glued to the screen and watched that shit over and over again.

It's easily the most gripping tv you or I have ever seen.

Sad but true.

9/11 of Americans wont get your joke

Edit: 7/7 of British will.

jaden101 Restricted

Originally posted by GCG
9/11 of Americans wont get your joke

Edit: 7/7 of British will.

chuckle...shame you don't get a "0" of every month...because i fear 0/7 Americans won't get the 2nd reference.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by jaden101
chuckle...shame you don't get a "0" of every month...because i fear 0/7 Americans won't get the 2nd reference.
That would mean all of them get it, wouldn't it?