Deadpool ruined!!!!!!

Originally posted by niduin
the final word is that

Spoiler:
deadpool is the merc with no mouth, and baraca blades, laser eyes, teleportation, and is controlled by a computer

We can all blame Fox.

This DP sucks.

Now they have to recon this for his movie just to make him right.

agreed

Ryan Reynolds was in about 10 minutes of the movie, maybe less.

But supposedly he will be in more in the final cut.

I don't get this.

mhmm

It's so bizarre, so radically different than Deadpool should be, it almost seems obvious that it's all fake.

Originally posted by Quincy
I don't get this.

mhmm

It's so bizarre, so radically different than Deadpool should be, it almost seems obvious that it's all fake.

No need to guess anymore.

They don't have to retcon anything. Deadpool doesn't have a healing factor per se, deadpool is immortal and has regenerated from a mutilated hand before. If I wanted to make a deadpool spinoff that was close to the comics all I would do is start the movie off by showing the reactor rubble from wolverine and a partially melted severed hand (with middle finger extended) reform into the deformed deadpool we all know and love with the rational for the lack of powers being that most of that shit involved grafts and implants, keeping his old powers of agility, the healing factor, and the teleporting and the rational for the deformity being a watchmen reference/parody in that he's not as smart as Dr. Manhattan so he can't exactly put himself back together the right way. Cut to the next scene of deadpool in full outfit swinging from rooftops on grappling cables while singing danny elfman's spiderman theme to himself and discussing how superhero films have gotten corny, that he knows he's in one, and why Fox had to make him so twisted in the last film. Tada, movie salvaged.

Deadpool can't teleport, it's a device he uses.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
They don't have to retcon anything. Deadpool doesn't have a healing factor per se, .

I know he can't teleport in the comics but whatever, it saves exposition time, and i meant per se because yes, he can heal real fast but regenerating from a severed body part after the rest of his body has been destroyed makes healing an understatement.

He is Immortal isnt he? So being blown up and such, then forming back out of a severed arm would be understandable

Huge gay ass spoilers.

Spoiler:
So my friend who watched the leaked movie says that DP loses his mouth because Stryker says he would be the perfect soldier if he learned to shut up. They turn him into some robot thingy who has everyone's powers including Emma's diamond form, Scott's eyebeams, Will I Am's teleportation and some other powers from kidnapped mutants. Sabertooth and Wolverine are half brothers too. Wolverine loses his memory via adamantium bullet to the brain.

that shit is retarted

Wolverine also moved the Blob.

.......Damn Fox

Spoiler:
Emma and Silver Fox are sisters.

i heard about that shit already

they blantly just ignore the source material

yeah this is going to suck.

Ill still watch it of course

i'll watch it. but i won't enjoy it

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Huge gay ass spoilers.

Spoiler:
So my friend who watched the leaked movie says that DP loses his mouth because Stryker says he would be the perfect soldier if he learned to shut up. They turn him into some robot thingy who has everyone's powers including Emma's diamond form, Scott's eyebeams, Will I Am's teleportation and some other powers from kidnapped mutants. Sabertooth and Wolverine are half brothers too. Wolverine loses his memory via adamantium bullet to the brain.

Originally posted by jalek moye
i'll watch it. but i won't enjoy it