Now I remember why I never go to the dance clubs......

So last night a lot of my old friends blow into town for the weekend and decide that they want to go to the club. Personally, I hate going to the clubs. Bad music, overpriced alcohol, dress codes, assh*le bouncers, and even b*tchier women who think that they're some kind of prize.

I get to the door and the bouncer says that my pants are "too baggy" and I can't be let inside. Normally, I would have just went home and stayed there. However, I wanted to see all of my friends and I swallowed my pride and went home and f*cking changed. I get back to the club and I order a Bud Light and I find the darkest corner that I can find and I sit. Then all of my friends come and we sit, drink, and talk. My friend Shane's older, and f*cking incredibly hot, sister, Angela, proceeds to feed me shots of tequila, for some reason. I suck down about 4 shots and I start to feel a little better. Over the course of the night, I run into a lot of people I know and we bullshit and chit-chat. All of the girls are on the dance floor doing those retarded ass dances like the "Stanky Leg", whatever the f*ck that is, and are acting like typical women.

We leave the club, go to Whataburger (great drunk food), come back to my house and I just smooth pass out. Now I'm eating my burger I didnt eat last night since I was verrrry drunk.

I didnt even get laid last night.

i could go for a burger right about now.

Originally posted by Impediment
I didnt even get laid last night.

You shoulda called me.

dodgy

too baggy? what a prick

Oh shaddap! You had fun! AND you did get laid yesterday........

afternoon. 😛

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
too baggy? what a prick

Originally posted by Slay
Well you know, you gotta look fly when you go to the club, okay? I mean, you don't want unfly people in your club, alright?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
it shouldn't matter what you look like, its about whats on the inside!

Originally posted by Impediment
So last night a lot of my old friends blow into town for the weekend and decide that they want to go to the club. Personally, I hate going to the clubs. Bad music, overpriced alcohol, dress codes, assh*le bouncers, and even b*tchier women who think that they're some kind of prize.

I get to the door and the bouncer says that my pants are "too baggy" and I can't be let inside. Normally, I would have just went home and stayed there. However, I wanted to see all of my friends and I swallowed my pride and went home and f*cking changed. I get back to the club and I order a Bud Light and I find the darkest corner that I can find and I sit. Then all of my friends come and we sit, drink, and talk. My friend Shane's older, and f*cking incredibly hot, sister, Angela, proceeds to feed me shots of tequila, for some reason. I suck down about 4 shots and I start to feel a little better. Over the course of the night, I run into a lot of people I know and we bullshit and chit-chat. All of the girls are on the dance floor doing those retarded ass dances like the "Stanky Leg", whatever the f*ck that is, and are acting like typical women.

We leave the club, go to Whataburger (great drunk food), come back to my house and I just smooth pass out. Now I'm eating my burger I didnt eat last night since I was verrrry drunk.

I didnt even get laid last night.

😂

that's balls, man. You got drunk with nothing but annoyances to show for it. At my age i hate getting drunk. I prefer an extended buzz and good company. Personally, the only thing worse than getting drunk is getting drunk at a club. I just go to Hockey games anymore...,fuk clubs. Clubs were never fun to me, not even when i was a teenager. I only went because thats where my ass hole friends went. Those must have been good friends for you to go home and change your pants. Your pants were to baggy for a club? 😂 I would have gotten home and realized how much better it would be to just chill out at home, have some brews and listen to good music 😂 Sounds like you're better off only seeing those friends every once in a while 😉

How was the Burger?

I only like Clubs that come with Bacon and Swiss cheese.

Clubs are awesome.

Although I've been going to pubs more lately. At least I don't look weird drinking vodka without cola or Red Bull there.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
😂

that's balls, man. You got drunk with nothing but annoyances to show for it. At my age i hate getting drunk. I prefer an extended buzz and good company. Personally, the only thing worse than getting drunk is getting drunk at a club. I just go to Hockey games anymore...,fuk clubs. Clubs were never fun to me, not even when i was a teenager. I only went because thats where my ass hole friends went. Those must have been good friends for you to go home and change your pants. Your pants were to baggy for a club? 😂 I would have gotten home and realized how much better it would be to just chill out at home, have some brews and listen to good music 😂 Sounds like you're better off only seeing those friends every once in a while 😉

How was the Burger?

You had better be a penguins fan. 😄

I haven't gone clubbing in two weeks 🙁 🙁

Originally posted by Impediment
and are acting like typical women.

Which would be how?

Originally posted by Impediment
I didnt even get laid last night.

Maybe you saved yourself a nasty STD and waking up next to a beast?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Which would be how?

Dancing in large all-female groups, giggling, drinking, hooting, etc.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Maybe you saved yourself a nasty STD and waking up next to a beast?

I dunno about the STD part, but my wife is quite the proverbial beast, if you get me. 😛

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
How was the Burger?

Damn good. Whataburger is great food.

Originally posted by Impediment
So last night a lot of my old friends blow into town for the weekend and decide that they want to go to the club. Personally, I hate going to the clubs. Bad music, overpriced alcohol, dress codes, assh*le bouncers, and even b*tchier women who think that they're some kind of prize.

I get to the door and the bouncer says that my pants are "too baggy" and I can't be let inside. Normally, I would have just went home and stayed there. However, I wanted to see all of my friends and I swallowed my pride and went home and f*cking changed. I get back to the club and I order a Bud Light and I find the darkest corner that I can find and I sit. Then all of my friends come and we sit, drink, and talk. My friend Shane's older, and f*cking incredibly hot, sister, Angela, proceeds to feed me shots of tequila, for some reason. I suck down about 4 shots and I start to feel a little better. Over the course of the night, I run into a lot of people I know and we bullshit and chit-chat. All of the girls are on the dance floor doing those retarded ass dances like the "Stanky Leg", whatever the f*ck that is, and are acting like typical women.

We leave the club, go to Whataburger (great drunk food), come back to my house and I just smooth pass out. Now I'm eating my burger I didnt eat last night since I was verrrry drunk.

I didnt even get laid last night.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Which would be how?

like the type of trollops one finds in dance clubs?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You had better be a penguins fan. 😄

You know it, sir.

Pens win today, 4-3 over the Caps. Crosby with the game winner Eat that Washington!!

Originally posted by Impediment

Damn good. Whataburger is great food.

thats an actual restaurant?
😂 I thought you were joking

Originally posted by Impediment
Dancing in large all-female groups, giggling, drinking, hooting, etc.

I dunno about the STD part, but my wife is quite the proverbial beast, if you get me. 😛

Damn good. Whataburger is great food.

I was under impression you were on the pull in a club.

Anyway, you probably smelled of alcohol, and looked unattractive when you arrived home...so your wife had a pass.