Office Helter Skelter

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Office Helter Skelter

Pictured: Britain's first indoor office helter skelter sees staff slide down three floors in just seven seconds

The economy may be on a downward spiral.

But designers of a new office development have come up with a novel way of lifting morale during the downturn.

They have installed a see-through helter-skelter to take staff from the third to the ground floor reception area in an exhilarating seven seconds.

Going down? The new Electric Works in Sheffield with the UK's first office helter skelter for workers

Catering for media-related businesses, the Electric Works office complex in Sheffield opens on Monday, complete with the novel descent.

Made of steel and plastic, it is 87ft long with a 40ft drop.

It will inevitably give the health and safety police palpitations, but that's all for the better according to designer Toby Hyam, who says it is intended as a 'statement about risk-taking'.

Business with pleasure: Building managers insist the slide is not a gimmick, but a way of making the block unique
He said: 'We have put quite a lot of thought into what this is all about and we wanted to make a big effort to make this place special. We won't be putting another helter skelter in anywhere else.
'We know that it will be a novelty at first, and we don't know whether it will wear off, but if you are having a meeting with a client and people are whizzing past, it will be memorable.'
Office manager Deborah Walsh said: 'I think the helter-skelter is a brilliant idea and we will constantly have people moving in and moving out, so there will always be somebody new to try it.'

For the less adventurous, the options of using the stairs or a lift remain.

Thrills: Deborah Walsh, centre manager, tries out the slide
The project is the result of a public private partnership between landowner Yorkshire Forward, developers Scarborough Development Group and Sheffield Council which has bought the building.
It stands on land between the city's railway and bus stations and is aimed at people working in the creative industries and media, from freelancers who work alone to companies of up to 75 people.
The centre of the building will be known as the 'club area' and will be available on a subscription basis costing £50 a month. For this, members will get access to all communal areas and meeting spaces.

You know what I would do on that? When I'd get to the bottom, I'd go back to the top of the slide where I'd stop and turn, and I'd go for a ride till I'd get to the bottom and I'd see you again. Yeah, yeah, yeah

You know what I would do if someone pissed me off at the office?

Chewing-gum & Razor blades and stick a few in the chute. I'd then tell the tosser "After you, sir"

Originally posted by Ax3l
You know what I would do on that? When I'd get to the bottom, I'd go back to the top of the slide where I'd stop and turn, and I'd go for a ride till I'd get to the bottom and I'd see you again. Yeah, yeah, yeah

that's fantastic

Originally posted by GCG
You know what I would do if someone pissed me off at the office?

Chewing-gum & Razor blades and stick a few in the chute. I'd then tell the tosser "After you, sir"

😕

perhaps i was a bit too sharp 🤨

That has lawsuit written all over it. Also, a new meaning to paper jam.

haha ; im imagining someone coming in for an interview and waiting on that red sofa (first pic).

then the manager jumps out of the chute at the bottom...:

*WHOOOSHE*

"Miss Nightingale?"

Helter Skelter is one of the most metal songs ever. When it was written on the wall with human blood, it elevated it to metal standards.

First I read it, i thought the same, but found out otherwise

Originally posted by GCG
perhaps i was a bit too sharp 🤨
Literally haermm