You vs. Colossus

Then I'd issue a bounty of a few mil on Colossus and his family.

That way, he'd be too busy defending the ppl he cares about than coming for me. 😄

Originally posted by SamZED
I don't need all the things you've listed above (except 700,000$ that i DO need) I have the most powerful weapon of all to deal with Colossus - I know russian, Ill talk him out of killing me. 😄

"Nyet!!! I KEEL YOU!!!!!!!"

Then what? 😂

Colossus is a good guy. I'd try and talk him out of it.

Otherwise, none of those resources will do me any good.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
"Nyet!!! I KEEL YOU!!!!!!!"

Then what? 😂

We've got a Lenin bust on the bookcase at home.

I'd just show him that and we've got have a beer.

Go to the government, tell them a giant metal man was trying to kill me and let them deal with it. Eventually they'd take him out, with my resources protecting me long enough for them to do it.

If it's ultimate, I have a very viable way of convincing him i'm more useful alive.

I won't elaborate, suffice to say I've made men pass out while watching me eat a banana.

Lure him to a factory and maybe take him out terminator style, in a large vat of superheated metal.

Or get one of those magnetic crane thing you use at the junkyard and try and get him with that.

Try and find some corrosive acid that would eat through his metal and pour it on him.

Maybe one of my vehicles would be a tank, a boat (if needed to run away), chopper loaded to the teeth.

Would sleeping gas work on him? If so do that transport him into a deep part of a really cold ocean and sink his ass into some bottomless pit.

Also I would alert the authorities to if I needed it.

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Lure him to a factory and maybe take him out terminator style, in a large vat of superheated metal.

Or get one of those magnetic crane thing you use at the junkyard and try and get him with that.

Would sleeping gas work on him? If so do that transport him into a deep part of a really cold ocean and sink his ass into some bottomless pit.

hmm.. I like these. Except I don't think the gas could work. But I was thinking after immobilising him with magnetism, you could tie him to the electromagnet then drop him into the ocean/volcano/Britney Spears concert etc.

I can't believe no one has tried to exploit Colossus' one true weakness: The fact that he is not ALWAYS a huge metal giant. You just have to get him into a situation where being metal is a liability.

You would have to use some kind of stealth to make him think that turning human will not be a problem. A simple example would be to get a super huge magnet (think the magnet in Terminator 3 or something). With the resources you have I'm sure you can find some location that has one, or sell the jet and buy an existing one. Get him to chase you there, hide your people in the area. Turn the magnet on, while you run away like a madman. To get out of that situation, all he needs to do is turn human and chase you again. That's when you get your men to take him out.

It is a much more thorough plan than somehow magically imagining that Colossus is stupid enough to end up at the bottom of the ocean, which he could at some point in time he could come back from.

Thats why you would tie him to the electromagnet...

I would hire a hit man to snipe him when he is not in his metal form or just posion his food.

Or you could kidnap his family and hold them hostage! Winrar.

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
Go to the government, tell them a giant metal man was trying to kill me...

Originally posted by KingD19
Well, he's taken huuuuge amounts of damage, and there has been nothing shown that he can't withstand a nuke or Shrike missiles. Hell, if he wants it over quick, he could just jump out of a plane over your house from about a mile up. The resulting impact leaves a huge crater, and you dead, he gets up, and walks off.

When has he ever shown that he could survive being hit with a nuke?

Lack of evidence to the contrary is meaningless. There's no evidence that I wouldn't survive being nuked either.

Originally posted by SamZED
You DO realise that you'd end up in a loonybin, right?

If only there was a way to use PHOTOns to make a GRAPHical representation of something in real life.

Well, I need only the 700,000 dollars.

Cosmetic surgery and a name change should ensure me a fairly safe existance.

i will hire deathstroke
slade can come up with a plan to kill colossus

Join the Brotherhood and let Mags turn him into pots and pans.

Originally posted by manx422
i will hire deathstroke
slade can come up with a plan to kill colossus

Originally posted by Hitman911
Join the Brotherhood and let Mags turn him into pots and pans.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
OK. Here's the scenario. The Setting: March 2009, Our Earth (anywhere you're at.)

The question is: Can you under real world conditions with these resources dispatch the Ruskie?

lure colossus to the center of the ocean and blow the ship he on up.