Re: Sun Dipped Superman Vs. Spinach Dipped Popeye
Originally posted by BadabingProbably because Supes sux so much
Why do you hate Superman so much?
Originally posted by illadelph12😂 You crazy as hell!
- The Question has been punched and changed into Allen Iverson (The Answer).
Originally posted by BadabingThis is quite honestly the best thread ever made. Popeye beats the living shit outta Supes.
Superman has had a 25 minute sundip.
Popeye has eaten the equivalent of the Planet Jupiter's mass worth of spinach thanks to Mxyptlk, and it regenerates as Popeye digests it so he will remain at full spinach power so long as he is fighting.
Popeye has obtained light speed travel from punching the Flash (he and Supes are on equal footing for speed).Discuss.
You can add gladiator, thor, juggernaut and hulk with superman and the minute popeye eats his spinach, these events will take place... hulk gets hit with popeyes growing fist so hard that his pants gets destroyed in the fusion.... juggernaut gets beaten down until hes inside his ruby.... thors hammer bounces off popeyes squared chest and KOes thor..... Superman gets hit so hard that he thinks hes back home with his mother as a baby.... Gladiator ( my boy ) joins popeye and take olive and wonder woman out for dinner.
Re: Sun Dipped Superman Vs. Spinach Dipped Popeye
Originally posted by illadelph12
[Follow-up to the Popeye Vs. DC Earth Thread:]Finding that the fight against Popeye (with the power of a million spinach patches) is not going well at all, Superman looks around the battlefield to see his comrades battered and humiliated:
- The Martian Manhunter has been punched and changed into a Marvin The Martian Shower Curtain hanging from a flagpole.
- Batman has been punched and changed into Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, George Clooney, Val Kilmer, and Adam West wearing the campy 60s era Robin Suit and saying "Holy Haymakers Batman" in unison.
- Powergirl has been punched and changed into a pornstar.
- Aquaman has been punched and changed into Spongebob Squarepants and Squidworth.
- The Question has been punched and changed into Allen Iverson (The Answer).
- Orion has been punched into an anger management class.
- The Flash was punched and the lightning and speed force shot out of his butt, traveled back in time and struck Benjamin Franklin's kite (and also granted Popeye Light Speed on contact).
- Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) was punched and changed into a bum leaning against an old fashion traffic light with the "Stop" light going on as soon as he landed.
- Wonder Woman is still unconscious on a stripper pole with a $5 hanging from her thong.
- Dr. Fate was punched and changed into this:Superman knows the situation has become dire and desperate measures must be taken. Superman zips off to the sun for a 25 minute sundip and deep meditation. Suddenly Superman feels a hand grasp his shoulder and opens his eyes to see Popeye floating next to him in the sun with a glowing green aura. He says "You'z tot, ye' kin hide from' me, ya red n' blue palookas!!!" and punches Supes, causing him to ricochet off all of the planets in the Solar System like a pinball and land back in Metropolis. Supes looks up and sees the word "TILT" emblazoned on the horizon written in clouds and is astonished. Superman gets up, unharmed, but incredibly pissed. Popeye stands in front of Supes and says "Yeah, I clock'd ya, ya long john wearin' pansy. Ya wanta step outside?" Supes says "But we're already outside, genius.". Popeye then says "Oh, a wise guy, huh. Put up ya mitts!!!". Superman says "Gladly" and the battle begins.
Stipulations of this battle are:
Superman has had a 25 minute sundip.
Popeye has eaten the equivalent of the Planet Jupiter's mass worth of spinach thanks to Mxyptlk, and it regenerates as Popeye digests it so he will remain at full spinach power so long as he is fighting.
Popeye has obtained light speed travel from punching the Flash (he and Supes are on equal footing for speed).Discuss.
Apparently Popeye has retcon punching power that even surpasses SBP PIS. Supes has no chance. lol
Re: Sun Dipped Superman Vs. Spinach Dipped Popeye
Originally posted by illadelph12
- The Martian Manhunter has been punched and changed into a Marvin The Martian Shower Curtain hanging from a flagpole.
- Batman has been punched and changed into Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, George Clooney, Val Kilmer, and Adam West wearing the campy 60s era Robin Suit and saying "Holy Haymakers Batman" in unison.
- Powergirl has been punched and changed into a pornstar.
- Aquaman has been punched and changed into Spongebob Squarepants and Squidworth.
- The Question has been punched and changed into Allen Iverson (The Answer).
- Orion has been punched into an anger management class.
- The Flash was punched and the lightning and speed force shot out of his butt, traveled back in time and struck Benjamin Franklin's kite (and also granted Popeye Light Speed on contact).
- Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) was punched and changed into a bum leaning against an old fashion traffic light with the "Stop" light going on as soon as he landed.
- Wonder Woman is still unconscious on a stripper pole with a $5 hanging from her thong.
- Dr. Fate was punched and changed into this:
I can't stop laughing.