Batman Vs. The Hulk, but...

Started by D_Dude12102 pages

Well, it's hard to fear the Punisher. You're usually dead before the feeling of fear can wash over you...

^ batman would be crying "oh god what have i done!" in a dark corner with a pistol in his mouth (you all know he wouldn't pull the trigger 😉)if he did that. and he would be thinking if he should give it all up.

i love batman, but his bark is worse than his bite.

I sometimes wonder why people are so scared of the Batman. Worse he'd do to you is rough you up and send you to jail.

Following that logic, they should be more afraid of the cops...

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
I sometimes wonder why people are so scared of the Batman. Worse he'd do to you is rough you up and send you to jail.

Following that logic, they should be more afraid of the cops...

father issues.

Bats are ****ing scary creatures, dude. Going around in the dark, sleeping upside down and all...frightening!

YouTube video

they're scary if your living in the 1940's, or if your a girl with long hair.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
they're scary if your living in the 1940's, or if your a girl with long hair.

What if you're a guy with long hair?

Originally posted by Enyalus
What if you're a guy with long hair?

Depends on w/c parts of ur body has the longest strands of hair...

you got me.

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Depends on w/c parts of ur body has the longest strands of hair...

😘 Uncool.

Bet ur scared of bats NOW. ;P

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Bet ur scared of bats NOW. ;P

I may or may not have a 52 inch George-Clooney-as-Batman poster hanging in my room.

That's all I'm saying.

You stare at his erect nipples, don't you?

Originally posted by Enyalus
I may or may not have a 52 inch George-Clooney-as-Batman poster hanging in my room.

That's all I'm saying.

😱

Originally posted by Mindset
You stare at his erect nipples, don't you?

Originally posted by Enyalus
That's all I'm saying.

All you're saying is you stare at his erect nipples?

*ahem*

Hulk wins. Yeah.

hulk red lantern vomits on batman and its over.

Batman eats the vomit then batkicks/bfrs the Hulk to gods vagina easily 😐

Originally posted by iceman24567
Batman eats the vomit then batkicks/bfrs the Hulk to gods vagina easily 😐

i respectfully disagree with you good sir. pokey