KMC's FML Thread

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Scythe The Goat

KMC's FML Thread

F*ck My Life

Today I woke up early to meet up with my friend so I could hand him his guitar. It was cold so he didn't want to step outside to get it, so he asked me if I could hand it to him through the driver side window. As I was handing it to him through my gate, a bird crapped nearby, scared us both, and we dropped the guitar breaking its neck. Now I have fix that shit for free. FML

Röland Masked Vigilante

There's this girl in my networking class that I crushed on and the other day in class I finally got the courage to ask her to hang out. She said yeah so we went to go out to eat. Halfway through the meal, her phone rings and she is like "Oh, hold on it's my boyfriend." FML

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

I've finally met the man I want to spend the rest of my life with, and he lives over the other side of the world. FML

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I've finally met the man I want to spend the rest of my life with, and he lives over the other side of the world. FML

Quit bitchin, *****.

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life
Originally posted by Röland
Quit bitchin, *****.

uhuh

Röland Masked Vigilante

Hahaha.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by Röland
There's this girl in my networking class that I crushed on and the other day in class I finally got the courage to ask her to hang out. She said yeah so we went to go out to eat. Halfway through the meal, her phone rings and she is like "Oh, hold on it's my boyfriend." FML
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kodak Party Dave

Today, on kmc, Scythe made a FML thread. FML.

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

Ken secksed me and now I want more but I have to wait til August! FML fffuuu

steverules_2 Senior Member
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Ken secksed me and now I want more but I have to wait til August! FML fffuuu

Ken secksed me and now I have nightmares. FML fffuuu

Mairuzu Old School Cool

I'm 5'5. FML.

Quincy Debaser

Mairuzu is 5'5. FHL

Mairuzu Old School Cool

haha

Kayakat Queen of sarcasm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I'm 5'5. FML.

Scythe 5'0 .... FML

Mairuzu Old School Cool

My girlfriend is shorter than i stoned

she'll FML

Kayakat Queen of sarcasm

Once Scythe and i were having sex and he yelled out "Damn Grandad".... FML

Mairuzu Old School Cool

One time, me and Kaya were having sex and scythe yelled out

WHAT THE ****!?

FHL

Kayakat Queen of sarcasm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
One time, me and Kaya were having sex and scythe yelled out

WHAT THE ****!?

FHL


Unlike yours mine was actually true haermm FML

Mairuzu Old School Cool

What? I thought mine was true..... FML

Raelin XoXo

I moved to Minneapolis two years ago and now I'm moving back to right where I started. Wisconsin. FML.