William Wallace vs. Mr. Miyagi

Started by Impediment1 pages
Impediment Endless

William Wallace vs. Mr. Miyagi

That's right, b*tches.

Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid movies against William Wallace from Braveheart.

Round 1: Wallace had his mace (ball & chain) while Miyagi has a bo staff.

Round 2: Hand to hand.

This takes place in a grassy plain.

Placidity Chief Executive Officer

lol Miyagi dies trying to use the "crane kick".

Impediment Endless

Miyagi took out a whole group of Cobra Kai, remember. He's not as frail as he looks, methinks.

Plus, Wallace has no idea what "martial arts" is.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

Mr. Miyagi takes both

Miyagi is capable of evading William-son's mace attacks and then getting him to release his weapon thereby..

H2H starts and Miyagi is far superior in H2H than Wallace is

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Myagi pwns both scenarios.

Placidity Chief Executive Officer
Originally posted by Impediment
Miyagi took out a whole group of Cobra Kai, remember. He's not as frail as he looks, methinks.

You mean he beat up some kids. 😄

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Uh oh haermm

Impediment Endless
Originally posted by Placidity
You mean he beat up some kids. 😄

Kids with fight skills. ✅

On a serious note:

Wallace knows sword fighting and brutality.

Miyagi is disciplined in karate.

Could Wallace, in fact, be good enough to anticipate/defend against the, for lack of a better word, graceful attacks of Miyagi-san? Even though Wallace's body mass is double?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Nope

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

Originally posted by Impediment
Kids with fight skills. ✅

On a serious note:

Wallace knows sword fighting and brutality.

Miyagi is disciplined in karate.

Could Wallace, in fact, be good enough to anticipate/defend against the, for lack of a better word, graceful attacks of Miyagi-san? Even though Wallace's body mass is double?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nope
Nononono666 Restricted

miyagi disarms wallace and shoves his sword on wallace's skull 😐

or just break wallace's neck with the crane kick. he doesn't need weapons

come back when wallace can catch 260mph arrows 😐

Sable Restricted

No no no no no

FrothByte Nailcutter Massacre

Originally posted by Impediment
Miyagi took out a whole group of Cobra Kai, remember. He's not as frail as he looks, methinks.

Plus, Wallace has no idea what "martial arts" is.

Nah, Wallace was using martial arts back when they were more "martial" and less "art".