Indiana Jones first appeared

As long as you still believe in Jebus.

The child molesting bowler from The Big Lebowski?

No, no. I think HIS name was Jesus. You don't have to believe in him. 😐

I thought Turtorro was awesome as usual.. he makes you believe in him. Except for in 'Transformers'. That was terrible.

lol. He was the only awesome thing about Transformers! That and the hotness of Megan Fox. Although, as if I recall correctly, didn't we have to see his ass in Transformers 2? 😘

I reeeeaaally hate Michael Bay.

"If you pull a piece on the lanes, I will take it away from you, stick it up your a$$ and pull the trigger until it goes CLICK." - Classic!

Hahahaha Love that movie

Yeah Leech, it was a horrific occasion, but yeah that was Revenge of The Fallen indeed.

And many did fall that day.

Ha. Yes Indeed.

I thought the Fallen was Bay, from the title..

'Cause his revenge upon moviegoers and TFs fans everywhere was horrifying and brutal. Utterly brutal.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ha. Yes Indeed.

I thought the Fallen was Bay, from the title..

'Cause his revenge upon moviegoers and TFs fans everywhere was horrifying and brutal. Utterly brutal.

Hahaha... my friend and I saw it drunk and made fun of it. I've never even seen the first one. I'd like to see the 3rd one drunk soon, too..

That will be have to be some sustained drinking.
The third one was veryyyyyy long.

And you might not notice the various massive plotholes and stuff when drunk. I'd say 'totally pissed out yer brains' is the ideal mode to watch the Bay movies in.

Although the constant motionsickness inducing camera work can make you go to levels of DefVom 2 and above.

I don't understand why in the beginning of Trans3. Sentinel Prime is escaping Cybertron as a traitor. And the Decepticons still attacked his ship.
It was blind luck the ship crashed on a moon orbiting a planet like Earth.
And even so apparently it was all part of the plan for the Decipticons.
3 unique artifacts all made it to Earth what a coincidence.

Or why if it was the plan to use earth and enslave it's inhabitants why Megatron was all about trying to destroy it with the suncrusher.

And why did the Deceps not wake up Sentinel earlier than that?

Why does Michael Bay keep getting to make more movies, with bigger and bigger budgets?

Cause he works on franchises with safe-returns kind of investment potential.

Also in a business where trailers and marketing are king, they know he puts together big loud trailers (the trailers failing to convey the shite within the finished edit) that focus on the TFs and battles and stuff. (Failing to put across that most of the movie will be about the mindbendingly mundane trivialities of the human character's lives and inane/asinine knob jokes.)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
(Failing to put across that most of the movie will be about the mindbendingly mundane trivialities of the human character's lives and inane/asinine knob jokes.)

lmao. Very well put, sir. That describes Transformers 2 to a tee. 😆

Why thankyouthankyou.... 😛

Well sadly, there is plenty more of that in Number 3 too.

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TF2 was an insult of intelligence to people with an IQ of -1.

It was indeed a twisted affair.. could have been written by catatonic chimps with their arms in splints riding spasmodic giraffes who's jumping causes the splinted arms to just randomly hit keys on the typewriter, screenplayed by baboons who just just smeared feces into the pages and threw them cast asunder to the public as a nutella sandwich, with only the presence of buzzing flies in devout orbit around the bread snack betraying it's appearance by the time the movie is in trailer form.