John Rambo Vs Jason Bourne

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John Rambo Vs Jason Bourne

John Rambo from the rambo films of course and Jason Bourne from the bourne films heres a few sitituation

Sitituation 1- In a jungle some where Rambo has his knife and bow and arrows and Jason had two handguns

Sitituation 2- there fighting in a office with no weapons besides like pens and pencils and normal office supplies

Sitituation 3- there just fighting in like a alley or somewhere where theres no weapons

Bourne wins all 3.

The only one Bourne doesn't win in a stomp is situation 1.

Yeah, #1 gives him some trouble, but he eventually wins. The other 2, he beats Rambo so hard...you can actually understand him.

1 Rambo
2 and 3 Bourne

Bourne.

I'd like to mention, that in the novels, Bourne has vast experience in jungle warfare. I know that fact isn't usable here, but thought I'd point it out 😉

Dude, did you SEE Rambo in the jungle?

You've got to admit though, all of the enemies Rambo fought in the jungle were basically fodder.

A horde of russian special forces soldiers? crylaugh

Bourne stabs Rambo in the eye with a twig.

They were still fodder, any large group against a single guy in an action movie is fodder, that is a movie fact.

I smell bullshit.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
The only one Bourne doesn't win in a stomp is situation 1.

Bourne wins with a Superman-sneeze. tongue_ss

Bourne wouldn't see Rambo coming in scenario 1

Bourne wins scenario 2&3

Tell me I'm lying, name one action movie where one guy doesn't take on 30 plus villains solo and wins.
1. Transporter 1-3
2.All the Rambos
3. Both Punishers
4. Max Payne
5. Both the Rock movies
You see where I'm going with this?

I'll wait and see if someone else addresses that before i do lol

How is Bourne gonna kill what he cant see? When Rambo is in the jungle, he becomes the jungle.

If we include Rambo (the last film), the jungle is his home.

Edit: I thought he took on the Soviets in the desert?

I was actually thinking Rambo part 2, his stealth in the jungle hunt scenes were unreal.