Hell hath no fury like the wrath of a woman scorned?

What the Christ is this bullshit? Just give her a good slap in the head. Use the part where your palm meets your wrist, fellas. Don't forget to aim for the temple. Don't forget: you're not just doing it for all Mankind. You're doing it for the lulz.

I agree utterly. Let Chris Brown be our shining beacon of light in these dark times. He did what he had to do.