Akasha versus Dark Phoenix....

Akasha (Queen of the damned) is on the rampage. She is out to kill every being in existence who is not a Vampire, and she runs across Dark Phoenix. Phoenix, recogizing that Akasha is a non mutant, instantly decides to kill her.

The battle takes place at night over a vast desert and both of these hotties are at full strength.

I'd guess that DP's telekinesis and that ability to turn people into ash instantly, would win here.

Now proceed to tell me why Anne Rice's creation "pwns" all.

Ok, smarty pants....

Akasha can do whatever Phoenix can do. She can fly, she has TK, she is a ****ing firestarter, man. Not to mention that she is immortal and like has super human strength and stuff.

Someone has never seen QOTD.

I watched about 10 mins of QOTD and turned it off due to it's epic lameness.

I thought she could only burn over vamps, didn't you bring this up in another thread?

Immortal doesn't mean invulnerable, right? Could she go on living once DP turns her (instantly) into cigarette leftovers?

It was an OK movie, nothing special.

She is shown burning other vamps, it is never implied that this power will not work on mortals.

Right back atcha, how is DP gonna turn Akasha to ash while her face is on fire?

DP has a fire-proof face.

Me and Robtard have had our moments, but your logic kind of sucks, RJ.

Sure she does, this is stated in the movie? Hmm?

Does she have super human strength? Super human speed? NOPE....

DP gets pwned.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure she does, this is stated in the movie? Hmm?

Does she have super human strength? Super human speed? NOPE....

DP gets pwned.

DP can turn people into ash, instantly no less.

Akasha can set people aflame.

Seems DP has the edge, here.

Originally posted by Robtard
DP can turn people into ash, instantly no less.

Akasha can set people aflame.

Seems DP has the edge, here.

Freakin' jeez. You're such a fanboy. 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

In all fairness. QotD did suck.

Originally posted by Robtard
DP can turn people into ash, instantly no less.

Akasha can set people aflame.

Seems DP has the edge, here.

And Akasha turns people into flaming crispy critters instantly. Both have TK. Both can fly. Both are HOT.

Akasha has super human speed and strength. DP doesnt.

Akasha dies from a plane crash

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And Akasha turns people into flaming crispy critters instantly. Both have TK. Both can fly. Both are HOT.

Akasha has super human speed and strength. DP doesnt.

Make up your damned mind, before you said she 'could burn people', now it's 'instantly turn them crispy.' You don't happen to have a clip of this, do you? Curious to see.

Awesome, wouldn't matter when she's ash.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Freakin' jeez. You're such a fanboy. 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

X3 was horrific, I don't include it in the X-Men trilogy, you gay-person.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Akasha dies from a plane crash

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i take this back, that was kind of mean

Too late, you're going to have to go down (yes, eat the ass too) on a homeless man, to be square with God over that one.

It was actually the other way around uhuh

Originally posted by Mairuzu
It was actually the other way around uhuh

Eat the ass and THEN suck the dick? 😕

Originally posted by Robtard
Make up your damned mind, before you said she 'could burn people', now it's 'instantly turn them crispy.' You don't happen to have a clip of this, do you? Curious to see.

Awesome, wouldn't matter when she's ash.

Youtube it, do your own legwork.

OK gimmee a sec and I'll find it heartbeat