Serious Impact
Senior Member
Originally posted by Sin I AM
[QUOTE=11685329]I see spiderman is taking on a logan-esque quality around these boards with recent threads. Although this is not as spite as say him versus Colossus its still not a battle where for all practical purposes he can win the majority.
I like She-hulk as much as I like Spider-man. I'm just stating my opinion of who I think would win and why. You are entitled to yours, but, as you've seen, I disagree.
Scenario 1: He webs her, either by aiming at an appendage or completely enveloping her. He either A, gets swung around by his own line or B, she breaks out the webbing cacoon which would deplete his webbing since he's back to web shooters.
I'm sure at some point, probably early on, he'd try webbing her eyes and other similar tricks. However, he'd find out quickly that these tactics won't work (and probably pay for it with some "glancing blows"😉. Still, he'd recover quickly, as he always does, and look for other solutions to the threat.
Scenario 2: He webs her feet and attempts to sling her into a building or dump truck, gasoline truck type equipment. This ain't KOing her and imo its highly unlikely that he'd cause an area explosion or level a building in a city. Its out of character since he's bloodlusted, where's Jen has shown as quick to anger as her cousin and while spidermans out saving bystanders.
Maybe not one dump truck, building or gasoline truck, will take her down, but all of them, along with lamp posts, electric boxes, fire hydrants, gas station explosions and probably even the kitchen sink thrown in for good measure, all spread out through a long drawn out battle and they will eventually wear her down. She'll be taking hits a lot more than he will in this fight.
Scenario 3: He attempts to drown her. Big mistake, she will quickly overpower her and be on the defensive potentially getting drowned himself.
The only way he'd attempt to drown her, is if he could somehow do it from a safe distance. Maybe he could think of a clever way to do this, but right now I can't think of one, so I doubt he'd try it.
Scenario 4: CQB or H2H, fisticuffs whatever. Worse mistake than scenario, people tend to misunderstand the workings of peters spider sense through the wonders of movie magic. Yes its borderline precog yet once the danger is assessed it only alerts him of a new threat that he is not consciously engaging. Say he's fighting Jen then suddenly someone like Deadpool throws a punch behind him, he WOULD be able to dodge that because his spider sense would perceive the new threat and force his body to dodge. However if he's just fighting Jen then he won't be able to predict her strikes, (she does have superhuman speed herself) otherwise he'd predict moves from other MAs which history shows us he can't.
I'm not sure where you are getting your facts about his Spider Senses, but they are wrong. He senses each and every danger that comes at him. Every punch, every bullet, every surprise attack. If he just sensed the initial threat, his long history as a crime fighter would've ended pretty quickly.
If he was forced to go toe to toe with her, which he'd avoid at all costs, he'd still be near impossible for her to hit. However, this is were the other 3/10 comes from. As I've said, if she did manage to get her hands on him, he'd be finished.
Im not hating on peter, I just see no way he can win, without cis/pis on a brick with MA skills fighting to her potential. He neither has the stamina to outlast nor the strength to out fight her.
I see tons of ways for him to win, as shown countless times throughout his extensive history that show him taking out bigger fish than her, but, clearly, you don't. That's fine, this is just my opinion. We obviously see the feats he's accomplished differently.
