I must have been gone for a while...

Originally posted by Bardock42
You do realize that this "box" is another means of connection to people. Either way, he was referring to a boyfriend he got "in offline life", a quality which you seem to, ignorantly, deem as important above all in choosing a mate.

all i need is lube and an empty disk drive

Originally posted by punkkaveman
all i need is lube and an empty disk drive

Originally posted by Bardock42
Your dick is minuscule, apparently.

no an empty disk drive with no drive in it....duh

Originally posted by punkkaveman
no an empty disk drive with no drive in it....duh

Yeah I know...your dick must be minuscule.

its big enough for yo mama

Originally posted by punkkaveman
its big enough for yo mama

Originally posted by Bardock42
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! cry

Dorthy Mantooth was a saint!

Originally posted by Bardock42
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! cry

she WOULD want you to think that. but even saints like the rod sometimes lol

Originally posted by punkkaveman
she WOULD want you to think that. but even saints like the rod sometimes lol

Originally posted by Bardock42
As long as it's small.

yea small and long

Like a rat tail.

yea a sewer rat

Originally posted by punkkaveman
yea a sewer rat

lol....i didnt even imply that but hey you saw it

Bardock is German. He eats his own poo. What do you thing his relatives do?

ewwwww......thats why his mom would always try an walk into the bathroom when i was pooin. and id b like get the hell out b**** im takin a s***.

Actually it's a joke. 😬

thats what i do....take jokes and seriousness to extremes they've never seen....like to hell or the top of the Alps

Originally posted by punkkaveman
thats what i do....take jokes and seriousness to extremes they've never seen....like to hell or the top of the Alps

Good luck here. haermm

where I go to I don't need luck