siriuswriter
Senior Member
cheayh, bella and edward have hot vampire/weak, clumsy human sex and apparently bella gets really bruised up and "there are feathers all over the place. because you know, when you can't bite the one you love you can bite her pillow.
and then she gets pregnant. which is another wonderful journey because the baby is rather um.... alien bursts out of chest crazy? because it's half vampires. i don't know why bella doesn't just say "f*** it, make me a vampire, sweetie." but she doesn't, and so the crazy vampire baby breaks her spine - but to keep his love from dying, somebody takes the baby away and edward changes bella and she goes into a coma.
BUT. as if there isn't enough drama, bella turns out to be the "best vampire" because she doesn't go through the obligatory three months of hell where she's all manic and she just goes to "MIGHTY VAMPIRE" with more than one power which, as i understand in twi-verse, is like, the most POWERFUL and BEST thing to ever happen to a vampire.
there's more [not kidding] including close-to-pedophilia and an epic battle that falls short on the epic part.
it's a soap opera. which they've been able to carry off so far, but four gets ... graphic. which is why i love that stephenie meyer is a morman, because she's like putting all her restrictions into a book.
can anyone tell i'm severly anti-twilight?