Wario vs Sly Cooper

They both steal things. .. So.. Yeah.

Sly rules.

that's nice but Wario has SOOO much more going for him and can go Wario Man and rape Sly Cooper in the pooper.

Sly can do his Ninja Spire jump and get away. And all 700 of his other moves I can't remember.

Sly wins by pure awesomeness

Wario every single time.

Wario farts on him. =P

Sly pops him in the junk with his Cane.

Wario punches him in the man-junk. [He seriously does this in smashbrosbrawl.]

Sly has no junk, which is why he wears no pants.

o-o; Warior wins cause he's not a eunuch!

Just cuz Sly has no junk in the game, don't mean he don't get none. If I was Sly, I would be all in Carmalita's pants, which he was at the end of 3.