Richard B Riddick vs Jason Vorhees

Riddicks car breaks down in the middle of a small New Jersey town near a lake. He is warnd about an unstoppable killing machine haunting the woods near the lake, and Riddick makes a crack about how he killd a million deadites with one hand. The old man, pissed off that he can't go out with this handsome fella( 🙄 ), dares him to go out into the woods with only a harpoon gun and a machete. Riddick accepts this challenge. What happens?

Riddick drowns him.

and then he pops outta the lake 5 years later, to prey on drug and sex addicted teenagers.......

Originally posted by omgchos
and then he pops outta the lake 5 years later, to prey on drug and sex addicted teenagers.......

Did you write all of the Jason movies?

then he goes to space, then i become angry

Jason is a pussy.

Jason is repeatedly owned by horny teens who are hopped up on coke. I think Riddick can take him.