Alice vs. Jason Bourne

Alice from the Resident Evil movies goes up against Jason from the Bourne movies.

1) Gun Fight

2) H2H

Who wins?

Very very very poorly chosen match up.

I petition to get this thread closed.

I'm not sure "Alice wins" quite covers this.

This fight just came out of random. I was bored at the time.

Alice wins because of her crazy powers in both scenarios, close this thread man.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
I'm not sure "Alice wins" quite covers this.

Alice dominates this fight easily.

Bourne sodomizes her with a rolled up news-paper, bunch of RE fanboys.

Originally posted by Robtard
Bourne sodomizes her with a rolled up news-paper, bunch of RE fanboys.

I'm thinking Vanity Fair, or some other really thick magazine. She certainly does.

Bourne for the luls

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm thinking Vanity Fair, or some other really thick magazine. She certainly does.

Because you know that Vanity Fair is a thick magazine...

You know the rest.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Because you know that Vanity Fair is a thick magazine...

You know the rest.

I do, they can be found in almost any supermarket or newsstand.

Plus I'm a subscriber, because I'm super-gay.

Originally posted by Robtard
I do, they can be found in almost any supermarket or newsstand.

Plus I'm a subscriber, because I'm super-gay.

That's not what I meant. I meant that you are very culturally educated.

Jeeeez. 🙄

HHHHMMMMMM psyichic powers versus a regular ass human.......... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hey morons, where does it say that Alice can use her psychic powers?

She has to rely on her hand to hand and gun skills so enough with the whole "close this thread" and "lol".

Dude, why didn't you put a specific yes or no on her abilities, because she has used her powers in both gunfights and h2h fights, plus she's physically stronger and faster than Bourne as well. And I resent being called a moron by the way.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Hey morons, where does it say that Alice can use her psychic powers?

She has to rely on her hand to hand and gun skills so enough with the whole "close this thread" and "lol".

No. This thread needs to be closed. It is lame.

Even without her Pychic powers, she still has super strength, agility, speed, etc.

You should think harder about match-ups before you make them so they are more even. There has to be a debate.

Originally posted by KingD19
And I resent being called a moron by the way.

Salinger's Catcher In The Rye has something to say about that.

Originally posted by Robtard
Salinger's Catcher In The Rye has something to say about that.

i think it was in chills sig