Originally posted by Enyalus
I like my women to be shorter. As in, less than 6'7''. And preferably under the age of 15. So, I guess I'd take Kitty Pride 10 years ago if that option were available.
Originally posted by chomperx9
under 15 twins arent usually big enough yet
Originally posted by KingD19
Seriously though, I tried to pick up this one chick strolling down the side walk, I thought she was about 18-20 range, she was 13, but she looked like someone my age, and the bad part was, she liked me. I just hit the gas and didn't look back.
Originally posted by Mindset
If there's grass on the field, play ball.
Originally posted by darthgoober
If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me....
😂
Originally posted by NemeBro
That's some severe premature ejaculation. You should get that checked out.
Because I can.
Originally posted by KingD19
Seriously though, I tried to pick up this one chick strolling down the side walk, I thought she was about 18-20 range, she was 13, but she looked like someone my age, and the bad part was, she liked me. I just hit the gas and didn't look back.
When i was 19 i was working in a restraunt. this mom and daughter come in and the mom pops off to the bathroom. The daugher and i talk for a bit, and the daughter.. who i thought was probably.. 16 at most starting saying that we should go out some time.. i was like i'm 19, how old are you... and she's says 17.. i thought.. maybe.. i guess.. the mom comes back.. and i ask her how old her daughter was... shes like 14..
i say out loud like a dumb ass how i was too old to date her.. the mom was like how old are you... i said 19... shes said i don't have a problem with that and proceeded to get me the daughters number!...
i never called, but the fact that the mom tried to set me up with her underage daughter made me feel sooooo wierd.
Originally posted by rotiartShould've gone for it. But you were weak.
When i was 19 i was working in a restraunt. this mom and daughter come in and the mom pops off to the bathroom. The daugher and i talk for a bit, and the daughter.. who i thought was probably.. 16 at most starting saying that we should go out some time.. i was like i'm 19, how old are you... and she's says 17.. i thought.. maybe.. i guess.. the mom comes back.. and i ask her how old her daughter was... shes like 14..i say out loud like a dumb ass how i was too old to date her.. the mom was like how old are you... i said 19... shes said i don't have a problem with that and proceeded to get me the daughters number!...
i never called, but the fact that the mom tried to set me up with her underage daughter made me feel sooooo wierd.