Happy Gilmore vs The Punisher

Happy has to knock Frank Castle out within a month. He has only his 9 Iron and 5,000 adamantium golfballs. Frank can only try to dodge his attacks. Happy can not attack between the hours of Midnight to 7AM. Who wins?

Why doesn't he have his hockey puck?

Jane or Stevenson version?

Stevenson. Try both if you prefer.

Why doesn't he have his hockey puck? Because he's a born golfer.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Stevenson. Try both if you prefer.

Why doesn't he have his hockey puck? Because he's a born golfer.

Stevenson, no, the balls will merely bounced off his head/face.

Jane, gets knocked the **** out.

Bob Barker stomps them both 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

so, essentially, the question is whether or not, The Punisher can dodge golfballs?

Happy Gilmore was freakishly accurate with his swing. You might as well call him Bullseye lite. And the golfballs are made out of adamantium, and probably hurt like hell.

I'm adding an amendum. Punisher can't wear any of his standard clothing. No kevlar, no body suit or anything.

Happy. Cause even if the Punisher got pass the golf-balls, when he gets to happy he's basically in rags and happy's still standing there with a golf club.

Although, when happy takes his breaks can Frank leave and rest/get a bite to eat or something? You know. Eat some food, take a nap and come back before happy starts again? Frank might have a chance then. idk

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Happy Gilmore was freakishly accurate with his swing. You might as well call him Bullseye lite. And the golfballs are made out of adamantium, and probably hurt like hell.

I'm adding an amendum. Punisher can't wear any of his standard clothing. No kevlar, no body suit or anything.

That's really what it comes down too. I think he would give The Punisher a run for his money.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Bob Barker stomps them both 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Seriously. This is just dumb.