Animals

The Animal Vs. Animal Vs. Animal

R1: H2H cage match

R2: The Thunderdome as seen in the Max Mad film, slings and weapons.

Who is the last Animal standing?

As we can see, rob schneider already has puppet animal in his mouth...

that leaves him out.

H2H: Animal 2 Wins this one, Rob would probably just run away.

and of course.. the thunder dome... rob wins this one

sorry puppet... you lose

Animal dude, No contest.

I saw him use those drum sticks like they were Kali sticks one time when he threw down on Oscar.

swear to god, true story.

well, shit

dude, why even ask? Animal is a hippie drummer who speaks gibberish. and the word 'tequila."

no contest, dude man.

Scenario A:

Animal murders the other two brutally with his sticks and biting, taking the time to wear Schneider's severed face as a new diaper which he then shits during a particularly brutal celebratory Keith Moon drum solo.

Scenario B:

Animal murders the other two brutally with his sticks, biting and a sling, taking the time to defile Rhames's ringpiece and forever use it as a hi-hat clamp, while Schneider's scrotum is tightened and used as a snare drum as he performs an epic Buddy Rich snare solo that lasts a full twenty minutes.