Jokes!!!!!!!

Tell us all your jokes! Any joke, except racist ones. I might get in trouble for not saying this ahead of time.

A seal walks into a club

Spoiler:
You need a punchline.

seal clubbing. it's a double meaning joke

hmmmmm........ a seal clubbing. Still don't get it.

A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says: "what a beautiful thing, where did you get it?"

THe parrot says: "Africa."

Seal Clubbing

Ever hear the one about the girl who consumed a record amount of semen?

Spoiler:
She was one hell of a Hurricane

There's already several threads for jokes.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10065

Use that one, please!