Who is the better fugitive?

Started by Sadako of Girth9 pages

Martin Riggs aint shit right now dude. Hes most likely in an old folks home in the ward where they put the ones who dribble and eat dog biscuits.

Oh, forgive me, I thought we were talking about Riggs, the fictional character in the movies, and how he performed in said movies.

lol

You know, the Riggs that would hand McClane's own ass to him, h2h.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You know, the Riggs that would hand McClane's own ass to him, h2h.

And McClane doing what McClane always does, would use said ass to kill Riggs with it.

Sure he would.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh, forgive me, I thought we were talking about Riggs, the fictional character in the movies, and how he performed in said movies.

Yeah and he was a decrepid old man back in LW4.
So if LW5 gets made hes gonna be what.....21....? No. Closer to 60-70.

Its funny then that you bring that up though.
As McClane beats Riggs at reality too.

(Die Hard 2 shows Holly brushing past an advert for LW2 in a magazine.
There no reference to Die Hard as a being a movie in the LW universe however.)

Originally posted by Robtard
And McClane doing what McClane always does, would use said ass to kill Riggs with it.

lolz
For real.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You know, the Riggs that would hand McClane's own ass to him, h2h.

Not alone he wouldn't.

He couldnt even lift it, without Roger's help, let alone handing hit back to McClane.

Besides..... the only was Riggs is gonna be allowed to get anywhere near McClane's ass, is when he rightly kisses it. Then he may hand it back to his superior, McClane.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah and he was a decrepid old man back in LW4.
So if LW5 gets made hes gonna be what.....21....? No. Closer to 60-70.

Its funny then that you bring that up though.
As McClane beats Riggs at reality too.

(Die Hard 2 shows Holly brushing past an advert for LW2 in a magazine.
There no reference to Die Hard as a being a movie in the LW universe however.)

Riggs did better against Jet Li in LW4 than McClane in DH4 would have done.

FACT.

Wanna talk reality? You do realize that Jet fuel, in liquid state, is hard to light, dont you?

kung fu chick>mclane, without much of a fight
kung fu GOD>riggs but not without a fight

they both got their asses kicked but riggs ass is harder than macclane's nypd palooka keister. 😛

Originally posted by Sado22
kung fu chick>mclane, without much of a fight
kung fu GOD>riggs but not without a fight

they both got their asses kicked but riggs ass is harder than macclane's nypd palooka keister. 😛

The only time Riggs gets harder than McClane, is when looking longingly at Murtaugh.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riggs did better against Jet Li in LW4 than McClane in DH4 would have done.

FACT.

Wanna talk reality? You do realize that Jet fuel, in liquid state, is hard to light, dont you?

Fanboy speculation.

Not for McClane, it isnt.
(It must have been the vapour then.)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Fanboy speculation.

Not for McClane, it isnt.
(It must have been the vapour then.)

No, fact. The jet left a trail of fuel and McClane ignited it as if it were gasoline.

And the bad people died.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh, forgive me, I thought we were talking about Riggs, the fictional character in the movies, and how he performed in said movies.

Alternate and equally true answer:

"Yes. Thats correct. And the trajectory that LW 1-4 had was clear in showing that Riggs'd be a dried up old pissflap breezing in the wind by the time of Die hard 4.0."

Mel Gibson even declined on making LW5.

Fact.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And the bad people died.
In a totally unrealistic fashion, in a way that would never happen in the real world.

So there have never been any explosions caused by jet fuel meeting naked flame before in history...?

GTFOOH!!!!!! 😆

Not that easily.