John Smith versus El Mariachi!

John Smith, from "Last Man Standing"

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El Mariachi

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Both fighters have two handguns, unlimited ammo, Just like in the movies 😱 and the fight takes place in an empty bar at high noon.

Both men were the shit, if I remember rightly, so I will have to watch the movies again to form an honest opinion...

Nice choice of combatants.

I figured you'd like this matchup ✅

I am leaning towards Smith. He has his .45's, does as much damage, with fewer bullets between reloads.

Give Sanjuro a sword and make him as proficient with it as he is a sword; he destroys both of them.

Say what........

Sanjuro Kuwabatake, the Samurai from that masterpiece 'Yojimbo', it's the movie that 'Last Man Standing' is based off.

Also meant to say 'give him a gun', screwed the pooch on that one.

Mariachi. faster, more accuracy, has comparable firepower and has taken out entire bars full of baddies. John's cool but damn, Mariachi just has better showings.

and what? no SUV's for Smith? 😛

I'm leaning towards Mariachi.

Originally posted by Sado22
Mariachi. faster, more accuracy, has comparable firepower and has taken out entire bars full of baddies. John's cool but damn, Mariachi just has better showings.

and what? no SUV's for Smith? 😛

hmmm, i'm not sure on this one. Both can defy physics and make bodies fly with their guns, but Smith looks more intense when he's shooting...,so, i pick him.

Mhm. Plus he has a really cool hat.

well if that's how we're going to look at things, please tell me a cooler scene than Mariachi f0cking Selma Hayek's brains out 😬

OK I cant haermm