Hey Bitches . . . I'm a dad!

Time to punch some babies

Congrats bro. You'll make a great, hilarious dad.

Congrats. Shes beautiful. 😊

Holy ****, I don't believe that. I'm guessing he went in to the hospital, put on some scrubs, grabbed a camera and a baby and took some pictures next to some sleeping broad.

Nice try TH, nice try.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Time to punch some babies

wow. thats nice

nice 1 TH; Congratulations on the latest production!

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awecoot

Way to go man. Proof that you're a straight shooter. Congrats. She's beautiful.

Wow. Congratulations, TH!

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats!!! woot

Congrats TH

Advice rule #1. Do not puncture your child's soft spot out of curiosity (Goo doesn't come out...for the most part. It's just blood and brains.) Ever.

Advice rule #2. Do NOT eat any portion of your child. Ever.

Advice rule #3. Do not lick your child in public. Ever.

Advice rule #4. Do not talk out loud about which of your child's body parts probably taste best. (BTW, the thighs do...a sweet and spicy BBQ sauce is best.)

Advice rule #5. If your child will not stop crying, do not smash its head. Ever.

Five simple rules to abide by. If you follow those, you avoid lots of trouble. I could make the list less specific to make it more effective, but why should you have to employ an elastic clause just to understand what not to do? AHA!

Oh, and...Congratulations on the baby, bro! It is shitty having a kid...in more ways than one. When they get older, then they are fun. The baby stage sucks MAJORLY, in more ways than one.

Aww 😊 Congratulations! 🙂

Congratulations, your baby is gorgeous.

Congrats TH. Cute kid.

kiss ass

Thanks for the nice words, everyone. 👀