Roland dunt want no babies!

Started by Piggle Humsy2 pages

Roland dunt want no babies!

Röland ¯\(°_o)/¯ says (21:09):
OR YOU ARE PREGNANT
WITH MY CHILD
DUN DUN DUN
**** u
i dont want kids
i'd kick you down the stairs for a stay at home abortion

crylaugh

I MEAN! UHHHH

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awebrow

awebrow

biscuits

uhuh

at first i thought roland made that pic till i scrolled down more and realized roland isnt that good

that's what she said.

kinda makes sense....

Who wants them? Child support isn't cheep you know. haermm

Originally posted by Leo.M
Who wants them? Child support isn't cheep you know. haermm
And selling them is frowned upon. Lose - lose.

Originally posted by Röland

win.

Roland has hundreds of illegitimate children running around all over the world. His seed will penetrate kevlar. Or so I've heard.

Originally posted by Kostabot
Roland has hundreds of illegitimate children running around all over the world. His seed will penetrate kevlar. Or so I've heard.

Did he impregnate you too? oh

He did. God only knows how. He's on the other side of the world, I'm a man... and yet I have a little Roland parasite growing inside me. I've been at it with a coat hanger, but the little bastard has a pair of wire cutters in there. No idea how they got in there... Dynamite might work though... brb.

Originally posted by Kostabot
He did. God only knows how. He's on the other side of the world, I'm a man... and yet I have a little Roland parasite growing inside me. I've been at it with a coat hanger, but the little bastard has a pair of wire cutters in there. No idea how they got in there... Dynamite might work though... brb.

That only makes them stronger. biscuits

Originally posted by silver_tears
That only makes them stronger. biscuits

BLAST!

We're doomed.

haermm

Did the mention of Roland and babies bring Irene back? cryoh

Originally posted by Kostabot
He did. God only knows how. He's on the other side of the world, I'm a man... and yet I have a little Roland parasite growing inside me. I've been at it with a coat hanger, but the little bastard has a pair of wire cutters in there. No idea how they got in there... Dynamite might work though... brb.

Don't expect any money from me. We all know you were asking for it.