Nostalgia

Originally posted by Starscream M
Train your body, mind and soul.

Body: Work out 6 days a week doing weights and cardio. Learn Akido, Jujitsu, Caipera, greco wrestling, taekwando, street defense, and any other method you have time for.

Mind: Take forensics classes, chemistry, bioology, anatomy, calculus and anything else that would broaden your scope. Take law classes as well.

Soul: Take a trip to nature where you can be one with nature. Go live in a forest for a month without any technology and human communication. The insight you'll gain will be priceless.

After 2 years of doing the above, when you have reached a physical and mental peak, you will be ready for your initial street duties.

First, equip yourself. buy light kevlar, hockey goalies mask, shin guard, wrist and elbow pads, a helmet, and spiked shoes. Buy everything in black as you want to blend in. Then get some darts and ninja stars, a dagger, and a PDA.

Once you've geared up, go to the most dangerous neighborhood you know at midnight and start beating the crap out of people you think look suspicious.

Good times.

Originally posted by Original Smurph
Good times.

You just had to, didn't you? biscuits

WTF?!?

Originally posted by Zack Fair
You just had to, didn't you? biscuits

loooooooooooooooooooool

😂

why do you hate me so much smurph 😬

Originally posted by Original Smurph
Good times.

That's probably the only intentionally funny post Starscream's ever made.

Originally posted by Enyalus
That's probably the only intentionally funny post Starscream's ever made.

Originally posted by Starscream M
why do you hate me so much smurph 😬

It doesn't make it any less hilarious. Even you must get a chuckle out of this after all this time.

Originally posted by Mindset
What makes you think it was intentional?

Originally posted by Enyalus
If it wasn't, its even funnier.

It is hilarious.

First, equip yourself. buy light kevlar, hockey goalies mask, shin guard, wrist and elbow pads, a helmet, and spiked shoes. Buy everything in black as you want to blend in. Then get some darts and ninja stars, a dagger, and a PDA.

F*cking hilarious.

In the real world people in bad neighborhoods have guns. 🙁 🙁

One shot > All your training ( SC)

Originally posted by Starscream M
Train your body, mind and soul.

Body: Work out 6 days a week doing weights and cardio. Learn Akido, Jujitsu, Caipera, greco wrestling, taekwando, street defense, and any other method you have time for.

Mind: Take forensics classes, chemistry, bioology, anatomy, calculus and anything else that would broaden your scope. Take law classes as well.

Soul: Take a trip to nature where you can be one with nature. Go live in a forest for a month without any technology and human communication. The insight you'll gain will be priceless.

After 2 years of doing the above, when you have reached a physical and mental peak, you will be ready for your initial street duties.

First, equip yourself. buy light kevlar, hockey goalies mask, shin guard, wrist and elbow pads, a helmet, and spiked shoes. Buy everything in black as you want to blend in. Then get some darts and ninja stars, a dagger, and a PDA.

Once you've geared up, go to the most dangerous neighborhood you know at midnight and start beating the crap out of people you think look suspicious.

LOOOOOOOOOL WTF?!?!

😆

Originally posted by It's Face
In the real world people in bad neighborhoods have guns. 🙁 🙁

One shot > All your training ( SC)

Which thread was this posted in? lol

Originally posted by Enyalus
As someone who lives in Southwest Detroit

Originally posted by Starscream M
why do you hate me so much smurph 😬

You're the one who said it.

Originally posted by Mindset
Getting closer

5425 Gullen Mall, Detroit MI 48202. I'm available for paid sex from 7 PM - 11:30 PM. Message me for cell details if you're interested in phone sex instead.

Thanks.