POTC: Jurassic Park
Mr. Gibbs: Aye the scence of Chaos!
Will: Huh?
Mr. Gibbs: Chaos Theory lad!
Will: What's that?
Mr Gibbs: Describes the behavior of certain dynamical systems that is, systems whose states evolve with time – that may exhibit dynamics that are highly sensitive to initial conditions (popularly referred to as the butterfly effect). As a result of this sensitivity, which manifests itself as an exponential growth of perturbations in the initial conditions, the behavior of chaotic systems appears to be random. This happens even though these systems are deterministic, meaning that their future dynamics are fully defined by their initial conditions, with no random elements involved. This behavior is known as deterministic chaos, or simply chaos. Chaotic behavior is also observed in natural systems, such as the weather. This may be explained by a chaos-theoretical analysis of a mathematical model of such a system, embodying the laws of physics that are relevant for the natural system.
Will: I still don't get it. Hey look! Come here little fella
Jack: Huh Will don't!
Will: Come on Jack it's harmless.(The Dilophosaurus spits his deadly venom into Will's face. He freaks out) I"m Blind! OH GOD I'M BLIND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!I'm gonna die(Starts to cry) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll never be able to see again!!!! I can't feel my legs my whole body is numb I'm gonna die!!!!!
Barboss(Rolls his eyes at Will): See what happends when you don't listen!
Jack: You think he'll be all right?
Mr.Gibbs: I doubt it
Little Will: Mum what's wrong with dad? why he is rolling on the ground screaming and crying?
Lizzie: This is a good lessson son this is the perfect example of someone who doesn't follow directions and doesn't listen.
Little Will: Oh okay
Lizzie: Come on everyone into the Jeep!(The Group wonders how they got the money for it) Lizzie looks into camera and say's: Don't worry spared no expenses!
Originally posted by ToddianGirl
POTC: Jurassic ParkMr. Gibbs: Aye the scence of Chaos!
Will: Huh?
Mr. Gibbs: Chaos Theory lad!
Will: What's that?
Mr Gibbs: Describes the behavior of certain dynamical systems that is, systems whose states evolve with time – that may exhibit dynamics that are highly sensitive to initial conditions (popularly referred to as the butterfly effect). As a result of this sensitivity, which manifests itself as an exponential growth of perturbations in the initial conditions, the behavior of chaotic systems appears to be random. This happens even though these systems are deterministic, meaning that their future dynamics are fully defined by their initial conditions, with no random elements involved. This behavior is known as deterministic chaos, or simply chaos. Chaotic behavior is also observed in natural systems, such as the weather. This may be explained by a chaos-theoretical analysis of a mathematical model of such a system, embodying the laws of physics that are relevant for the natural system.
Will: I still don't get it. Hey look! Come here little fella
Jack: Huh Will don't!
Will: Come on Jack it's harmless.(The Dilophosaurus spits his deadly venom into Will's face. He freaks out) I"m Blind! OH GOD I'M BLIND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!I'm gonna die(Starts to cry) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll never be able to see again!!!! I can't feel my legs my whole body is numb I'm gonna die!!!!!Barboss(Rolls his eyes at Will): See what happends when you don't listen!
Jack: You think he'll be all right?
Mr.Gibbs: I doubt it
Little Will: Mum what's wrong with dad? why he is rolling on the ground screaming and crying?
Lizzie: This is a good lessson son this is the perfect example of someone who doesn't follow directions and doesn't listen.
Little Will: Oh okay
Lizzie: Come on everyone into the Jeep!(The Group wonders how they got the money for it) Lizzie looks into camera and say's: Don't worry spared no expenses!
ROTFWL! LMAO! That was too hilarious. You even included "spared no expense!" Spot-on, my dear!
Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
LOL Totally reminded me of that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail:"Well, I.... I am a knight of the round table."
"YOU'RE a knight of the ROUND TABLE?!?"
"I am."
"In that case, I shall have to kill you."
lmfao i love that movie🙂
POTC: And the raiders of the black pearl
Pirates attack the dauntless
Governor Swann: Pirates...why'd it have to be pirates
POTC: The Isla Cruces Chronicals
Barbossa: This time Jack, let me kill Davy Jones' ghost...
Jack: But you have to be mean when you do it...
Barbossa: You're toast has been burnt...and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts..
Jack: I never thought there would be a time where I'd actually miss Will...but here it is...
(sorry...only Bwa would know what I'm talking about in that one) 😛
POTC4: Edward Compass-hands
Jack: (wakes up to find he has compasses for hands) Oy! Mr. Gibbs! Mr. Gibbs!
Gibbs: (runs into the room) What?
(Jack shows him)
Gibbs: That is a pickle, cap'n. At least they both point to what you want most!
Jack: That's not funny! (one hand points to Liz, the other to a bottle of rum) Although now I can want two things at once. (sits back and enjoys his new ability, then looks at the audience) What are you still here for? Didn't you hear? Everyone's satisfied. Go home!