Verbinksi Abandons Pirates Ship

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POTC: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Jack: Ummm. It's a skull.

*does his disgusted-tongue out face*

😆

I'm not good at this, but I'm reading you guys.. *grin*

But then why are you dying of boredom?

😕

Yes. I don't think Jack would go in for those extra-terrestrial historical findings. Just not shiny enough.

POTC 4: Saving Private Lizzie

Elizabeth: I told you (runs her sword into a goon)! I don't need saving!

Jack: (observes dead goon) Point taken.

POTC: Pirate Park

Will: ROAR!

Jack: Shut up, you're hardly intimidating.

POTC: Behind Pirate Lines

Will: I wanna blow stuff up!!!

Jack: Shut up and find our radios....

POTC: Lizzie's Pirates

Liz: Good Morning Pirates

Jack, Barbossa: Good morning Lizzie

LOL

New siggy! What of Mutt?

POTC: Jurassic Park

Mr. Gibbs: Aye the scence of Chaos!

Will: Huh?

Mr. Gibbs: Chaos Theory lad!

Will: What's that?

Mr Gibbs: Describes the behavior of certain dynamical systems that is, systems whose states evolve with time – that may exhibit dynamics that are highly sensitive to initial conditions (popularly referred to as the butterfly effect). As a result of this sensitivity, which manifests itself as an exponential growth of perturbations in the initial conditions, the behavior of chaotic systems appears to be random. This happens even though these systems are deterministic, meaning that their future dynamics are fully defined by their initial conditions, with no random elements involved. This behavior is known as deterministic chaos, or simply chaos. Chaotic behavior is also observed in natural systems, such as the weather. This may be explained by a chaos-theoretical analysis of a mathematical model of such a system, embodying the laws of physics that are relevant for the natural system.

Will: I still don't get it. Hey look! Come here little fella
Jack: Huh Will don't!
Will: Come on Jack it's harmless.(The Dilophosaurus spits his deadly venom into Will's face. He freaks out) I"m Blind! OH GOD I'M BLIND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!I'm gonna die(Starts to cry) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll never be able to see again!!!! I can't feel my legs my whole body is numb I'm gonna die!!!!!

Barboss(Rolls his eyes at Will): See what happends when you don't listen!

Jack: You think he'll be all right?

Mr.Gibbs: I doubt it

Little Will: Mum what's wrong with dad? why he is rolling on the ground screaming and crying?

Lizzie: This is a good lessson son this is the perfect example of someone who doesn't follow directions and doesn't listen.

Little Will: Oh okay

Lizzie: Come on everyone into the Jeep!(The Group wonders how they got the money for it) Lizzie looks into camera and say's: Don't worry spared no expenses!

Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
LOL

New siggy! What of Mutt?

well... i just really wanted to make a Short Stack one🙂

POTC: Mr and Mrs Pirate.

Jack: You're a pirate!?

Liz: *nods* better yet... YOU'RE a pirate?

Jack: Then I must kill you

LOL Totally reminded me of that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

"Well, I.... I am a knight of the round table."

"YOU'RE a knight of the ROUND TABLE?!?"

"I am."

"In that case, I shall have to kill you."

Originally posted by ToddianGirl
POTC: Jurassic Park

Mr. Gibbs: Aye the scence of Chaos!

Will: Huh?

Mr. Gibbs: Chaos Theory lad!

Will: What's that?

Mr Gibbs: Describes the behavior of certain dynamical systems that is, systems whose states evolve with time – that may exhibit dynamics that are highly sensitive to initial conditions (popularly referred to as the butterfly effect). As a result of this sensitivity, which manifests itself as an exponential growth of perturbations in the initial conditions, the behavior of chaotic systems appears to be random. This happens even though these systems are deterministic, meaning that their future dynamics are fully defined by their initial conditions, with no random elements involved. This behavior is known as deterministic chaos, or simply chaos. Chaotic behavior is also observed in natural systems, such as the weather. This may be explained by a chaos-theoretical analysis of a mathematical model of such a system, embodying the laws of physics that are relevant for the natural system.

Will: I still don't get it. Hey look! Come here little fella
Jack: Huh Will don't!
Will: Come on Jack it's harmless.(The Dilophosaurus spits his deadly venom into Will's face. He freaks out) I"m Blind! OH GOD I'M BLIND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!I'm gonna die(Starts to cry) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll never be able to see again!!!! I can't feel my legs my whole body is numb I'm gonna die!!!!!

Barboss(Rolls his eyes at Will): See what happends when you don't listen!

Jack: You think he'll be all right?

Mr.Gibbs: I doubt it

Little Will: Mum what's wrong with dad? why he is rolling on the ground screaming and crying?

Lizzie: This is a good lessson son this is the perfect example of someone who doesn't follow directions and doesn't listen.

Little Will: Oh okay

Lizzie: Come on everyone into the Jeep!(The Group wonders how they got the money for it) Lizzie looks into camera and say's: Don't worry spared no expenses!

ROTFWL! LMAO! That was too hilarious. You even included "spared no expense!" Spot-on, my dear!

Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
But then why are you dying of boredom?

😕

...I don't know, at least I think I'm dying... *points to the vultures flying in circles above her*

Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
LOL Totally reminded me of that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

"Well, I.... I am a knight of the round table."

"YOU'RE a knight of the ROUND TABLE?!?"

"I am."

"In that case, I shall have to kill you."

lmfao i love that movie🙂

POTC: And the raiders of the black pearl

Pirates attack the dauntless

Governor Swann: Pirates...why'd it have to be pirates

POTC: The Isla Cruces Chronicals

Barbossa: This time Jack, let me kill Davy Jones' ghost...

Jack: But you have to be mean when you do it...

Barbossa: You're toast has been burnt...and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts..

Jack: I never thought there would be a time where I'd actually miss Will...but here it is...

(sorry...only Bwa would know what I'm talking about in that one) 😛

Jaeh: Oh, dear. Be they biting your head at all? (Shanghai Noon reference)

Tramp: EPICNESS! Ooh, ohh! How 'bout this?

POTC: Piratstruction

*Kraken is about to sink the Pearl after Jack has been left alone on it*

Jack: *holds up machine gun turret* Hi. Remember me?

W00t for Wash awesomness!

lmao i love it🙂

POTC: Blues Pirates

Will: What are you doing here?

Jack: We're on a mission from god

Of course, you could go the psycho route and have Quentin Tarrantino direct the next POTC.

POTC 4: Resevoir Pirates

(There is no plot, just blood and great 70s rock)

OOH! OOH!

POTC: Kill Will

Everyone: Die, Will, die.

Will: EEEEEEEEEEE! *runs off screaming*

Kill will 😛 I LIKE THAT 😂

...hm. anyone got one for Tim Burton? 😛

OOOH!

POTC: The Nightmare Before World's End

Jack: Hi, skeleton.

Jack: Hi, pirate.

POTC4: Edward Compass-hands

Jack: (wakes up to find he has compasses for hands) Oy! Mr. Gibbs! Mr. Gibbs!

Gibbs: (runs into the room) What?

(Jack shows him)

Gibbs: That is a pickle, cap'n. At least they both point to what you want most!

Jack: That's not funny! (one hand points to Liz, the other to a bottle of rum) Although now I can want two things at once. (sits back and enjoys his new ability, then looks at the audience) What are you still here for? Didn't you hear? Everyone's satisfied. Go home!