John McClane vs Chuck Norris

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well, with the McClane fanboyism going around it is almost inevitable that we will soon be seeing John McClane jokes on the internet rather than Norris jokes.

of course this doesn't sit well with Norris and he challenges McClane to H2H/hand to hand/no weapons/nothing but body parts contest. McClane cant bring his SUV to the ring and Chuck Norris isn't allowed to hit people with his beard.

who wins?

~Sado

Pick a movie for Norris, then remake the thread. This is illegal. Reported.

Norris in any Norris role pwns McClane.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Norris in any Norris role pwns McClane.

In Sidekicks he plays himself, fictional McClane would kick Chuck's ass. Shit, even fictional Riggs could win this one without his chocolate hero-support, well, probably could.

Originally posted by Sado22
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well, with the McClane fanboyism going around

Biased troll.

chuck norris movies suck so, John McClane. Nothing against Norris, He is a cool cat but his movies are ass.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lol, what a fanboy.

In Sidekicks he plays himself, fictional McClane would kick Chuck's ass. Shit, even fictional Riggs could win this one without his chocolate hero-support, well, probably could.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And Lone Wolf McQuade? And the character that fought the jacked up dead guy, you know, who took on a whole bar of bikers and pwned?

And? You made a claim that Norris in any movie could "pwn" McClane, I simply showed you the error of our ways. There's one Norris movie where Norris couldn't.

Chuck Norris is not a movie character, excluding his horrible role in "Sidekicks". Pick a Norris movie character.

Closed.