Today, we've been married for one year!

Thank you, all, for the kind words.

One year was easy to get through.

Now, let's see if I can last another 19. faint

😛

I'm sure you'll do fine, enjoy your prison sir. 😛

nah I kid, congrats again for the 3rd time haha

Originally posted by Bardock42
You did, eh? WITCH! BURN HER!!

It's okay, babe. She doesn't know your angle of humor. ✅

You guys got married on my brithday.

National rape day, it's called.

Originally posted by BackFire
You guys got married on my brithday.

National rape day, it's called.

Tonight, for your birthday, I'll make her call me Chris.

That may be the best gift I've ever sorta-but-not-really received.

😂

Originally posted by BackFire
That may be the best gift I've ever sorta-but-not-really received.

And he's going to give it to her anally, your preferred method, double-win, sir.

Originally posted by Impediment
Tonight, for your birthday, I'll make her call me Chris.

Also have her lie and say "oh, oh, it's too big!"

Originally posted by Robtard
Also have her lie and say "oh, oh, it's too big!"

I'm sure she does that anyway.

Happy Anniversary guys, I have so much respect for you and wish you only the best.

This last page cracked me up 😂

Congrats guys 😛

Congrats you two. 😊

Congratulation to you Many Many Happy returns of this day in your life take care.

Congrats.

We should get together, i'll throw you guys an anniversary you'll never forget 🙂

is it just me or are people sumtimes overly corny on kmc. oh well, happy anniversary/baby/quitting smoking. yea, keep KOing each other in bed while the flame lasts. lotsa love.

Sorry this was a bit late but,

CONGRADUF*CKINGLATIONS.

Originally posted by leonheartmm
is it just me or are people sumtimes overly corny on kmc. oh well, happy anniversary/baby/quitting smoking. yea, keep KOing each other in bed while the flame lasts. lotsa love.

It's just you, ****head.

^for once, your probably right, you savage **** face.

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