Somebody at work referred to the design for the new £1 coin as the 'new quid on the block' and now I can't stop giggling.
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I'm out of smokes 🙁
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My friend’s tea cupboard consists of 12 identical mugs instead of a carefully curated, sentimental collection of mismatching mugs collected over the years. I’m not sure if I can trust him anymore.
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Originally posted by Unoriginal Somebody at work referred to the design for the new £1 coin as the 'new quid on the block' and now I can't stop giggling.
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On a grey Thursday morning, the Tesco's self service checkout asked me, "Do you wish to continue?" It was far too existential for 7:50am
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That sodding Tesco advert... "Helen made Salsa Verde Lamb for her boys when they were little" Bollocks did you Helen, it was the 90's, you fed them crispy pancakes and chips, with beans if they were lucky.
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pub quizzes
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Stupid takeaway didn't respond to my order and I thought it was going to be here in five minutes pained
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Now this other one's saying it won't be here until 8
pained
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cool can i have some?
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no
MY CURRY
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Scribble what is your opinion on this latest batch on insanity out of London?
Originally posted by Scribble Stupid takeaway didn't respond to my order and I thought it was going to be here in five minutes pained
Omg that happened to me a couple times! Worse thing ever pained
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Originally posted by Unoriginal That sodding Tesco advert... "Helen made Salsa Verde Lamb for her boys when they were little" Bollocks did you Helen, it was the 90's, you fed them crispy pancakes and chips, with beans if they were lucky.
this is the most uk sentence i've read in ages
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Originally posted by Scribble
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Morning_GlorySleeping In My Soul
toast
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Piggle HumsyWiggle4life
I saw my mummy no2 tonight and it was lovely 😊
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Morning_GlorySleeping In My Soul
Someone who looks like your mom or someone you call your mom