The General Discussion Thread

Ugh why can't I put my phone down

Oh yeah so the moment I actually try sleeping of course a spider decides to appear

fffuuu

I don't think I'm gonna sleep so I guess I'm just gonna have to pull an all nighter

Gonna have to remember to bring that peppermint oil up and splash it around my room

SPLASH

Sometimes farts are just your body crying out

I wish things would be things all the time

That monkey stole my saying

Never remember shit that you forget

He said to his dad and you shall too

"I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes." - Dad 2017

I got my dad wireless headphones and he was super amazed by them stoned

This twitter update is shit

SHIT

**** YOU TWITTER

We are so over!

*tweets about feelings on update*

Spritz that man right outta your vagina

I'll plug you in and charge you up

Day man

Fighter of the night man

Champion of the sun

I think we could all be friends if you weren't such an *******