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horn broken. watch for finger.

Wtf

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy

wtf is that banging?

Omg stfu

Why does my dad always do stupid diy stuff when I want quiet!

I can see your testicles

I saw a stripper Saturday

My first ever I think

Would have been better if they got a female tbh

Much sexier

I wouldn't get married just for the fact I never want a hen do

ow my testicles

Either I'm getting sleepy or my organs are shutting down

WELL YEAH

Ugh keep thinking back to stupid things I did Saturday and hating myself

Like accidentally pronouncing the Z in Ibiza and instantly wishing I'd kept quiet

All cause of that stupid gd song "we're going to Ibiza, back to the island"

And they say "eebeeetza"

oh yeah everyone is always on top of proper pronunciation of things

Welshy didn't even text to remind me to drink soft drinks so

Also I took a firm sturdy chair to sit on to my godsons party cause of my back and ppl mocked me about it 🙁

I just knew my mate has shit flimsy chairs and they're not flat they are kinda angled so it'd be harder for me to get up and down without pain

But everyone just commented on it all night and made a big deal over it and me feel stupid

I wanna sleep but I shouldn't

Tbh I should probably eat cause all I've had is 2 chicken sandwiches and a bowl of rice since Friday

But maybe a little sleep first