The General Discussion Thread

ric flare should take jerry lewis' old job and do muscular distrophy telethons

it's a sign. if i'm right, may god block out the sun for like 2 minutes tomorrow.

Oh turns out the text was from an ex who can't take the hint disgust

Why do they think that getting a new number will change the fact i blocked them on the old number and suddenly I'll be like "oh heyyy"

awehawe

Lol...this guy was vaping and thought he was looking badass in front of a police car, but it turns out the car is for the water service and the police called him out for it on twitter and now it has gone viral.

is vaping illegal there or something?

and why would it be badass if it was a real cop car. what if they were inside getting donuts and coffee

know what nevermind, the whole thing looks dumb and not funny

I don't know the laws, it was in Kansas. I also do not know what is supposed to be bad ass about it.

I like the emoji or whatever it is the cops use there. I think it especially hammers home the ownage.

Kansas police department breaks internet with tweet after teen fails horribly at mocking them

"“I’m sorry Blake, this is awkward, but that’s not a police car. You vaped in front of a water service vehicle. ¯\_(&#12484😉_/¯,” the police department tweeted."

Over 100,000 retweets lol.

we're talking about important things. like sadness over losing jerry lewis, pretty much the god of all overrated comedians, coupled with the sweet revelation that ric flair has not 'wooo'd his last "wooo".

and then you run in like "omg bullets flying everywhere, dodging sniper fire, look at the dumb guy vaping"

Yeh surt, really not your best material

I certainly didn't intend the vape guy to trigger you.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yeh surt, really not your best material

I also pointed out 34 people were shot in Chicago since saturday morning, with 7 dead.

sucks man maybe you should move

Ex: hey xx
Me:

Well they all happened in some of the worst neighborhoods in Chicago, like Englewood. Not my neighborhood thankfully.

i thought we agreed to keep our breakup civil

Originally posted by Surtur
I also pointed out 34 people were shot in Chicago since saturday morning, with 7 dead.

Yeah but that's like not rly news

It's maybe be easier to tell us who wasn't shot in Chicago

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Ex: hey xx
Me:

Hmm, your ex contacting you seems to have stirred up some emotions. Perhaps you are not over him/her.